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And in the real world getting on for one million people have needed the help of a food bank. Nice legacy for Dave and Gideon.

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Rah, rah, rah, we're going to smash the oiks.

Austerity is working? Not in Wales it seems www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-27761165

Austerity is working? Not in Wales it seems www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-27761165

Well the people have had their say and given a vote of confidence in David Cameron and George Osborne with a clear mandate to deliver more of the same. The Labour party is a shambles and the Lib Dems are all but decimated and both are headless with the voters showing the door to a long list of well known former MPs.

The PM has improved his authority and I hope this leads to his success in winning the much needed reforms in the EU. Who knows - if Greece becomes officially bankrupt this could lead to a new Charter at which there would be a chance make important changes.

Back home our parliamentary system relies on a strong opposition, so it is to be hoped that Labour learn from their mistakes and move back to be a just left of party with a new generation of leaders.

If Greece goes bankrupt I think we should buy it.

Got a 100 drachmae banknote in my tulip vase if you're thinking of starting a whip round?

Bloody hell we wouldn't need a whip round if you've already got that much.