Yes, though the former is a much greater problem than the latter. I'd have to insist on a merkin.

I've found that carpet samples make great merkin's.

Roadkill can be useful as well.

Roadkill can be useful as well.

Most things that're furry and 'ran over' tend to be ginger, I've found. Perhaps there is a link between stupidity and hair colour.

U don't like the hair colour Ginger then.

I love it, I was just fishing for bites but you were all in bed.

Hated my hair till was 18 It's ok now and we shud all be up now

Did you dye it?

Cheers me up every other Sunday, some weeks it looks like a rusted Brillo pad that's been used to scrub four restaurants worth of pans.

Yep blonde for 3 years

U cheeky sod

it's better in a summer when I can straighten it I'm telling ya the older I get the wilder it gets it's no fun trying to calm a barnet down like mine LRR will vouch the same is ur other halves wild not sure if I've seen her at rugby

I don't know why more gingers don't do this. I have a ginger friend who is going grey, so she dyes her hair ginger! WTF, love? If you're gonna use hair dye, why not treat yourself to a less offensive colour?

It's big and curly.

She's not allowed to go to the rugby, asks too many ridiculous questions. She's very occasionally allowed to go to an international but only if the other WAGS are going and she sits with them.

The grass stains haven't come out of my favourite jeans.

Are the stains on the knees by any chance

No, the bum.

Thats not very nice I bet ur bald arnt u

That was going to be my initial guess thought the knees sounded better tho for sum reason

Aw really u shud bring her we cud have a big hair competition although I will prob tie mine up don't want any birds landing in it

She genuinely thinks that bats might get trapped in it.

Chicken oriental.

gingers should be locked up on an isolated island and made to fight to the death.

Last one standing gets the peroxide?

Not yet, but I will be one day. Still, it could be worse...

A good plan