There's a variety of clunge, some pretty, some not,
At the East Hull Fan's place of work,
The ones who are ugly, he thinks should be shot,
And he'd do so himself, with a smirk.

Ifankyou.

Poetry doesn't need to rhyme, you massive Philistine, it's all about the meter.

Iambic pentameter anyone?

Margin?

Get out you bad man.

Isn't that something they use in devil-worship?

All of you from the wrong side of The Chocolate River's Tributary are all weak of mind.

Yep that about sums it up

Says you, with your superfluous 'all'.

[uLies Lies Lies.[/u

Once upon a time near Goole,
Sat aloft a tall barstool,
Was a girl, such a tool,
Drinking 'cos she thought it cool,
Ending nights in a sicky pool,
Her daddy threatened boarding school,
She settled for the new house rule,
"No more drinking outside of yule",
That was the end of her messy drool,
Honest, it's not an April fool.

Teetotal Edith, 2012.

Pretty good is that

I initially read the fifth line as 'sticky pool'.

As in: some spunk.

Says more about you than it does me, Ten.

I suspected as much, actually.

I've not been on much today - had a bit of a life to lead.

I'm very tired now, Hard work having a life, ain't it?

Just been reading back on some of the topics, I don't remember posting half of what I posted - Is that bad? Looks like you've all had a bit of fun and I missed out on welcoming another FC poster into the Chat thread. Are you on your mobile again? You wont know about Patricia, she lost 2st. 8lb.! Good on Patricia. (The ads at the side).



This is her, look, see how she's now in spandex yoga pants?

No need !

Patricia has gone from a definite 'no', to a firm 'maybe'. Congratulations, Pat.

Is the maybe on the grounds that she has a bit of a ginger tint to her hair and now only looks 16?

Yes, though the former is a much greater problem than the latter. I'd have to insist on a merkin.

I've found that carpet samples make great merkin's.

Roadkill can be useful as well.

Roadkill can be useful as well.

Most things that're furry and 'ran over' tend to be ginger, I've found. Perhaps there is a link between stupidity and hair colour.

U don't like the hair colour Ginger then.

I love it, I was just fishing for bites but you were all in bed.