Ever stroked a Polar Bear?

Uve never met the ducks at welton pond we have our own posh and becks ducks with they're babies

No ave u

So your decision on whether an animal deserves to be slaughtered or not is based solely on your own subjective measure of how cute they are?

Same as the women in my office.

You want to slaughter all the women in your office you don't fancy?

I think we have the makings of a dark melancholy poem here.

I was of course meaning slaughtered in the employed/unemployed sense. Yeah, that's it.
Poems? The last few I read didn't even rhyme, that's just sloppy.

There's a variety of clunge, some pretty, some not,
At the East Hull Fan's place of work,
The ones who are ugly, he thinks should be shot,
And he'd do so himself, with a smirk.

Ifankyou.

Poetry doesn't need to rhyme, you massive Philistine, it's all about the meter.

Iambic pentameter anyone?

Margin?

Get out you bad man.

Isn't that something they use in devil-worship?

All of you from the wrong side of The Chocolate River's Tributary are all weak of mind.

Yep that about sums it up

Says you, with your superfluous 'all'.

[uLies Lies Lies.[/u

Once upon a time near Goole,
Sat aloft a tall barstool,
Was a girl, such a tool,
Drinking 'cos she thought it cool,
Ending nights in a sicky pool,
Her daddy threatened boarding school,
She settled for the new house rule,
"No more drinking outside of yule",
That was the end of her messy drool,
Honest, it's not an April fool.

Teetotal Edith, 2012.

Pretty good is that

I initially read the fifth line as 'sticky pool'.

As in: some spunk.

Says more about you than it does me, Ten.

I suspected as much, actually.

I've not been on much today - had a bit of a life to lead.

I'm very tired now, Hard work having a life, ain't it?

Just been reading back on some of the topics, I don't remember posting half of what I posted - Is that bad? Looks like you've all had a bit of fun and I missed out on welcoming another FC poster into the Chat thread. Are you on your mobile again? You wont know about Patricia, she lost 2st. 8lb.! Good on Patricia. (The ads at the side).



This is her, look, see how she's now in spandex yoga pants?

No need !

Patricia has gone from a definite 'no', to a firm 'maybe'. Congratulations, Pat.

Is the maybe on the grounds that she has a bit of a ginger tint to her hair and now only looks 16?