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| Quote ="Mild Rover"Dear libel lawyers, this references a earlier joke and in no way indicates that Mr Yeaman sells sexual services.
Scores stand at:
Hull Utd: 40
Knights: 159.1
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We'll make the next bet a minimum of half that total (rounding down). Bit unfair, but it keeps it interesting, hopefully.
HU: 20, NK: 79, (MR: 64).
I'll give you to this time on Tuesday to place one bet on any sporting event taking place on Wednesday.'"
I thought this was the last bet?
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| Quote ="Tom155"Yep
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This is the best you've got?
You're murdering us and all you can manage is a little dance.
Thank god we got you out of the gene pool.
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| Quote ="Sandra The Terrorist"I thought this was the last bet?'"
Yep - the next bet is the last bet.
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| Thank god.
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| So who are the next 2 contestants that you guys are going to vote off? Surely one of them has to be Sandy?
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| Quote ="Sean18"So who are the next 2 contestants that you guys are going to vote off? Surely one of them has to be Sandy?'"
They'll never be rid of me, even if they kill me. I will rise again as Goose Ghost.
Purely out of interest little Seany Babes, have your team made a conscious decision to completely ignore all insults?
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| Quote ="Sandra The Terrorist"They'll never be rid of me, even if they kill me. I will rise again as Goose Ghost.
Purely out of interest little Seany Babes, have your team made a conscious decision to completely ignore all insults?'"
When you have a good insult i'm sure they will respond.
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| Quote ="Sean18"When you have a good insult i'm sure they will respond.'"
The only way (within swear filters) I could insult some of them more would be to fly over to that horrible coal heap you call home and spit in their faces.
As I thought, they're all just infinitesimal in their idiocy.
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| Quote ="Sandra The Terrorist"The only way (within swear filters) I could insult some of them more would be to fly over to that horrible coal heap you call home and spit in their faces.
As I thought, they're all just infinitesimal in their idiocy.'"
Try some insults like -
"Ninety mile beach, you call that a beach, we have one's covered in rocks, not that fine white sand ."
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"2.8% unemployment, that's hardly a rate, we can beat that by 4 or 5 times, easy"
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"Temperate climate all year round, soft s."
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| Quote ="roopy"Try some insults like -
"Ninety mile beach, you call that a beach, we have one's covered in rocks, not that fine white sand poop."
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"2.8% unemployment, that's hardly a rate, we can beat that by 4 or 5 times, easy"
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"Temperate climate all year round, soft lovers."'"
I see what you did there old roopsty you cheeky young scampster.
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| Quote ="roopy"Try some insults like -
"Ninety mile beach, you call that a beach, we have one's covered in rocks, not that fine white sand poop."
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"2.8% unemployment, that's hardly a rate, we can beat that by 4 or 5 times, easy"
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"Temperate climate all year round, soft lovers."'"
"you talk in a ridiculous questioning accent"
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"you wear propellors on your caps"
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"No ones ever heard of a sophisticated aussie"
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"Your primeminister looks like someone you wake up with after a night in tower when stella was on a 2for1 offer"
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| NK have their bet in.
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| Quote ="barham red"
"Your primeminister looks like someone you wake up with after a night in tower when stella was on a 2for1 offer"'"
She's also quite vehemently anti immigration (with the usual racist Australian undertones that one comes to expect) despite being Welsh.
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| Quote ="Sandra The Terrorist"She's also quite vehemently anti immigration (with the usual racist Australian undertones that one comes to expect) despite being Welsh.'"
Can't beat a bit of racism in countries that are non-indigineous, love the great nonsensical arguments they come up with, makes them sound so thick.
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| NK have bet on Manchester Utd beating Benfica at 1.45. The minimum bet of 80, I assume (the way things have fallen there is no risk-free, worthwhile increase). That is 9/20.
So it all comes down to Mr van Persie, effectively.
NK lose to 79.1 and win at 195.1.
HU lose at 0 and win at 220.
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| Come on RvP, you can do it!
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| In fact I would go as far as...
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| Quote ="Mild Rover"NK have bet on Manchester Utd beating Benfica at 1.45. The minimum bet of 80, I assume (the way things have fallen there is no risk-free, worthwhile increase). That is 9/20.
So it all comes down to Mr van Persie, effectively.
NK lose to 79.1 and win at 195.1.
HU lose at 0 and win at 220.'"
What happens if its a null bet i.e RvP isn't on the pitch at time of first goal?
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| Quote ="barham red"What happens if its a null bet i.e RvP isn't on the pitch at time of first goal?'"
As it wouldn't affect the overall result, I'll return your stake. I don't know if a bookmaker would be that generous, but as I say NK would still win.
Even if he was a non-runner, ie not selected, I think you'd possibly lose in real life. If he is subbed on 70 mins and the only goal is scored in the 80th, I'm certain you would.
Can't see him not playing, can you? A defeat leaves them vulnerable.
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| Just noticed that Manchester U vs Benfica is today for us, but tomorrow in NSW. Forestalling any honks of disapproval, that is fine. It makes no real difference.
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| Quote ="Mild Rover"As it wouldn't affect the overall result, I'll return your stake. I don't know if a bookmaker would be that generous, but as I say NK would still win.
Even if he was a non-runner, ie not selected, I think you'd possibly lose in real life. If he is subbed on 70 mins and the only goal is scored in the 80th, I'm certain you would.
Can't see him not playing, can you? A defeat leaves them vulnerable.'"
If he doesn't play we would get our stake back.
We could then place a bet in New York where it would still be Wednesday, depending upon the speed of the neutrinos passing down the Ethernet cable, to the router, it may even be Tuesday.
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| Quote ="dum-dum"If he doesn't play we would get our stake back.
We could then place a bet in New York where it would still be Wednesday, depending upon the speed of the neutrinos passing down the Ethernet cable, to the router, it may even be Tuesday.'"
Indeed, it's exactly the same as if your horse is a non runner and if we're allowing for time zones then we still get another pop.
Just to divert any more cheating on the Australians behalf by officialdom.
Other wise we're effectively having to make a bet on whether RvP plays before we even get to have a run for our money.
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| Quote ="dum-dum"If he doesn't play we would get our stake back.
We could then place a bet in New York where it would still be Wednesday, depending upon the speed of the neutrinos passing down the Ethernet cable, to the router, it may even be Tuesday.'"
Would time go backwards if you went faster than light? In which case the neutrinos would start travelling back where they came from and never get where they were going.
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| Quote ="Sandra The Terrorist"Indeed, it's exactly the same as if your horse is a non runner and if we're allowing for time zones then we still get another pop.
Just to divert any more cheating on the Australians behalf by officialdom.
Other wise we're effectively having to make a bet on whether RvP plays before we even get to have a run for our money.'"
Do the odds not take that into account?
Looking at Billy Hill's - you get your stake back for non-runners. So you're either on 0 or 40 if he doesn't play and as the worst NK can do is 79.1, it doesn't matter.
Do you want to change to another [u9/2[/u bet that you're happier with? Bear in mind that if you do this, RvP will score first - Murphy's Law. 2 hours to find one and decide.
Generous to a fault me.
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