I didn't suggest that? Was merely a way of avoiding you having to give me your fine bone china with bakers foil wrapped over the top.

Bi-polar or multiple personality?

I'll never get used to males in West Yorkshire referring to me as "love".

Lord above it's hot, had to sleep in the shower last night.

It would seem my family oh holiday in Turkey have fallen foul of a travel agent going under.
Thank god they were ATOL protected.

Happened to me the other year. Had to fork out for another holiday and wait nearly a year for my refund on the first one.

Thankfully its only the flights as they booked the holiday straight to the hotel as they know the owner.
The flights SHOULDN'T change as the CAA are covering them apparently.

Bi-polar, although your right in your assessment that these numbskulls have more than one personality.

Strange how just after I've sent emails to Burmese/Syrian/Darfurian/Egyptian murdering government officials I seem to suddenly get an awful lot of phishing emails.

Could there be a connection?

Just been out bird watching, saw some lovely shags.

Just had a dumette hot-pot, bit warm to be eating this kind of cuisine I think you'll all agree, however, it was nice and I ate it all. Was hoping for a deposit from Wormy but I think her magic medicine is a myth.

Just got soaked trying to catch the Guineas, they're blumming quick I can tell you.

Still no joy eh? Has the midwife performed a stretch & sweep yet? Makes your eyes water that does. How long will dumette be allowed to go over her due date?

Lord, they could use some friendlier terms, that conjures up images of expandable pit props and a yard brush.

Has baby dum dum arrived yet ?

I'm still looking for a Waitrose carrier you bloody snob.

I knew some-one like that, would not be seen dead even with an Iceland carrier, God knows what that's about....
Surely people do not consider people may like you better if you portray affluence in this day and age...madness.

He can have one of my Aldi ones and like it!

Netto all the way

Oh dear.

Wormy - I shop at Tesco, I wrongly thought you were of the uppity variety that choose to spend extra on your groceries with the self belief of a better diet, I'd almost had you for an M&S kinda lady but settled for waitrose.

LRR - Liking the name change, yeah, I've noticed. the S&S is tomorrow, they come to your home and do it in your own bed in this modern age. Not sure I like the idea of these kind of girl on girl things happening in my love nest, without me present.

MM - Still no dumlet. Cooking to perfection!

Que?

Little Robin Redhead, used to be lowercase and have _'s.

Eye for details.

Is this a ploy to make me think I'm going crazy? Am I going to open the dishwasher to find a pair of socks or my hair straighteners? Or perhaps when I check on the Guineas tomorrow morning 2 large turnips will be waiting for me??

Edit. dreadful spelling.

I think it's me that [iis[/i going crazy, could have sworn that your name has changed. Weird what an avatar does eh?

No, she's not visited Marvin, I've just looked. Nobody is standing trembling with anticipation in the name-change pending queue.

I shop everywhere and anywhere. I have partaken of Waitrose, and very nice too, but I'm just as fond of Aldi. Tesco I'm not so keen on (although I do go there too) because of it's determination to take over the world.

Incidentally, I found a bottle of the Naoussa wine we were drinking in Paros at 6000 draculas a pop in....Lidl! At 6 quid a go! Splendid.

I'm broad minded in most things, from music to shops, but very snobbish about the English language and old things. Been to your church yet for my photie?

I'm not part of the name change crew, not cool enough. My avatar is a bit naff TBH I'll have to look out for a new one.

My boss looted the Jubilee birth centre yesterday, got busted big time. She shamefacedly had to wheel the 2 chairs back. Seems like it may not be closed for good, fingers crossed.

The only reason we use Tesco is because we have it delivered, Asda is closer but they would send us meat that was OOD the day after, not a problem because we were freezing it but it just got to a stage where we were constantly narked off, They would substitute some Prawn snacks (as in the crisp type) with frozen prawns.

Tesco are brilliant in everything and we've never had a problem, we opt out of receiving carrier bags so we have to empty each item out of their crates, but everything is packed into the crates pretty much in the same containment as how it would be stored around the kitchen.

We nip to Asda if were doing 'old fashioned' shopping.

On your last point, our Reverand is currently the top dog at both our church and Hedon's and both are now locked on a night due to vandalism (can you believe it?) I'll go on Saturday - it's cake club 2-4pm Sat/Sun.

I'm a fruitloop sometimes.

I think the press stated it's closed for 6 months, I've heard some rumours and twists but they can't really be posted on here for fear of me incriminating anyone, I hope it does re-open and regain what many percieved as the successful status it had.