Cheers me dears I will do

Fill your boots.

Fill me boots Wat wiv

Anything you like.

I'm in Scarborough today, it's lovely, Little too hot to be working, mind.

Half day for an hospital appointment, wish me luck.

Have you had a new arrival?

You anticipating the happy event (believe me the instataneous life-changing shock is as far removed from one's rose-tinted expectations as Justin Morgan is from Peter Fox's Christmas card list) or Has It Happened?

And why would you think I was a teacher??

Maybe he thinks you're a bit thick.

I have seen an inordinate amount of people, usually fat, tattooed, shaven headed types accompanied by large American pit bull style dogs, wandering about with no shirt on today.

They frighten me.

I can be very thick, granted, but I will take offence at your questioning of my dress sense. And Butch is a lovely dog at heart, as you well know.

Anyway, you promised you'd start on the new kitchen work tops today, how are you getting on? You're maybe right to be frightened? I'll bring the ham and pineapple in for dinner.

Not bad, still think we should have splashed out a bit more and gone for Corian, but you're the boss.

I'm only trying to tell you about going around topless for your own good, frankly, your bangers just aren't what they were pre kids.

Don't forget the Reggae Reggae sauce.

x

Watching Sharapova is doing my head in...she makes way too much noise!!

Flippin' fuming now



Bought a moped for my youngest in March for his 16th...paid £600 from a popular shop, 58 plate..He has not used it a lot as he only left school a couple of weeks ago (he never went to school on it), he just goes rugby training and his girlfriends on it..well he has been out on it only twice in the rain and on both occasions it cut out not working ..So Mr Bitch rang them friday to tell them about it cutting out twice and kick start not working when electric start fails, they said bring it in we will have a look..lad took it in today and they said it was some-thing to do with the kick start and they would sort it, lad went back after 2 hrs and they said that is £66, they never said they would charge!!! I rang up and they said it was only under warranty for 1 month, I said check the mileage he has barely used it and told him he had not mentioned a charge, he said fine I will undue the work I have done

...I told him under the Sale of Good Acts 1974 I feel he should do the work free as the moped is not satisfactory quality..he basically told me to get lost and has sent the lad home with all the work undone


Rant over!

Wonder if she grunts like that when she's in the sack??

They showed her boyfriend

....I reckon she does

Unless the law has changed in the 6 years since i left the motor trade, the dealerships legal responsiblilty far exceeds the 1 month warranty. (assuming the law on bikes is the same as cars.)

I took legal advice and they said that the only argument the dealer will have is wear and tear though he would have to prove that, the lad has only done 62 miles, plus he never used the kick start only tried to when the moped cut out!!

I cannot believe he repaired it then undid the work, I am going to write to him and insist he carries out the repairs for free, failing that I will pursue a claim via my union.

Your fault, my dearest.

You know very well that when I asked for some nice new baps for my Birthday you brought home six freshly baked breadcakes from Cooplands for the party sandwiches.

Corian My Bum. And you're getting Jamaican Jerk sauce like we always have.

Not yet, few weeks away still.


I don't quite understand your analogy there Principle Wormy. Are you saying however good I think it will be, It will be better?

It was just a question I felt like throwing out there, I'm still none the wiser.

Just did a little sick in my mouth.

It was your idea, we've just run with it.

If you don't go on The Sin Bin then you'll have missed this pearler. www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topi ... ....&mid=0

If you don't go on The Sin Bin then you'll have missed this pearler. www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topi ... ....&mid=0

Quite good that.

Just had a bottle of Dr Pepper, not had it in a while (the aforementioned drink) it didn't resort in a wrestle with the father in-law like I was afraid it would, Still thirsty, though.

I read that as arm-wrestle, not sure why. Got me thinking about Superstars presented by David Vine, and Brian Jacks, whose excellence at bar dips and associated arm strength would have made him a non-ideal combatant in this respect. He had a controversial squat thrust technique also IIRC, using socks.

Rings a bell, didn't someone also do the squats with rollers on the toes of their trainers?