You really [iare[/i my husband! He has to smoke secretly and won't play backgammon at home any more because I always win!

He only has one pair of pointed toed shoes, though. I cut the toes off the other five in a temper tantrum the other week when he was rude about my hairstyle and revealing my bosoms in public. I don't think he's found them yet, though. I also cut out the tickets of his kecks and re-sewed them into the fronts so he'd continuously put them on the wrong way round.

A critical observation, though. Meanie.

Ms. pmh just refuses full stop to play backgammon, she thinks it looks dull.



You are an evil genius.

Maybe it's this chap.

Did Catwoman have a cape? Does Batmans faeces glow in the dark?

Na na na na na na Batcan!

My point was and still is that their IS a coloy of rabbits on the Leads road roundabout and at least one of them is ginger.
I will admit that some rabbits may well be told to 'do one' by their own kind but my origional point is still true.

It is possible but either way both are correct.

She did this morning on ITV summat!

Cheap imposter then, Catwoman has never had a cape and nor would she need one.

pmh is right. You [iare[/i a robot.

Corrected - You're right

It was Batgirl who was on tv this morning

<fx "Roverswall mode" "On" fx> Does not compute. <fx "Roverswall mode" "Off" fx>

I don't actually know what all that "<fx" business means, I just saw it somewhere and decided I'd do it too.

Gonna do a nice warm lemon chicken salad later with a honey and mustard dressing.

It'll look as if it's taken me ages to do, when in truth, it mainly involves waiting for a chicken to cook whilst drinking wine, reading and smoking in the garden.

Reading that book La Café was on about, "Them". Quite good, read a few of Jon Ronson's articles on line and liked his style, was only a few quid off Amazon.

I have spent ages trying to figure out that word, thought it was some-thing I had never heard of then I realised you missed the n out

Love the cutting of his winkle pickers.

How did he reveal your boobs in public? did he pull your top down

Don't think he can have done because she then states that;

Not much to see here then...

Damn!.....Just noticed!

Like David Haye me. First to the punch.

Well, other than not being a boxer or having corn rows. I have got a glass jaw though.

Maybe wearing the old chicken fillets

Was still a funny picture.

Batgirl? Yeah, never heard of her.

IOBF!

Do you mind? You know very well I was referring to his pointless shoes.

I cannot sand those chichen fillets. I always think it must be such a let down for the chap when he finally succeeds in luring one to the bedroom. He thinks he's got off with Sam Fox and then realises it's actually Twiggy. Honesty is the best policy, ladies.

Fx means 'function' in pure maths, pmh.

Honesty? You (Not you in particular) dye your hair, cover up all your imperfections with foundation, wear heels, false nails and padded bras.

Your not sat there in a fold-up spoting Eddie Stobards are you?