I will explain my accidents first one I was not driving my ex was the second one was a lorry as I came of the brough slip road il take that one on the chin as my fault the 3rd I was 25 wks pregnant with my daughter which was worrying and I was stationery the 4th again I was stationery at a junction and this tigers reserves player hit me in his dads car and the lady one was pretty horrendous cos my son who was 3 at the time was in the back I had to ave sum serious counselling after that one, and u watch bet baby comes along tomorrow I think it's a girl by the way giving u a hard time for giving all the women on here

Sorry dum dum meant last accident not lady lol

What do u want me to say rear end, they all hit me from behind simples

It's nice down there mate but at the top end of what size debt I want

Think u will find pmh that pipi longstocking was far from
Dumb I've read about her so put that in ur pipe and smoke it

Change your name then, Pippi

Doddle, I was in the middle of a divorce,just about to move house,then was told I was going to be made redundant.Now that IS stress.
Survived it all though.

I reckon dum-dum's fed dumette my Garlic and Bean Cassulet. Dumpling imminent?

Nah, we had enchiladas.

Still no Dumlet, might be a boy.

House is good. Yard is OK if you have lots of pots and a fountain. Anything post-war is new, BTW, so you like modern, eh? Hmm. Three bedrooms, comme ci, comme ca. Spacey bathroom is excellent for staging original clawed bath with shower over like Max and Ruby's:


East Hull. Well. I needn't answer that one.

So, I'll give GML.....


.....three out of six!

Last night [iand[/i for lunch? God, you're boring.

Oh, been to Church this morning, ate cake there, Then we went to a BBQ and I was chief taster and so, I ate there too. We then had an hour at the SuperStock thingy and although I didn't eat there - I made up for it with a box of Ferreo Rocher whilst watching some great rugby on the box.

I thought you were talking about last night, sorry.

Cake, sausage and chocolate. And you want her to give birth quickly? Tame, dum-dum, tame.

Christ, I missed one there. Stupid worm.

Church. Interesting, I'm assuming you're Catholic.
Pastafarian me sen.
Stayed over at our friends in York last night, really should get up now, this has gone way past acceptable.

I've never been touched by the noodly appendage of the FSM, like to dress as a pirate though, Arghhhhh.

Christian, It's not what you think.

Could go to Costa for a coffee and a cake each and spend £12 or we can walk down the road and have an homemade carrot cake the size of a dinner plate and a coffee each for £4 at the Church, it's a no brainer.

My grandma was a born again Christian and became a Seventh Day something or other. Saturday was the Sabbath. Is that you? You can indulge in cake on the Sabbath and the proceeds go into the collection box?

No, its a nice walk and lovely food made by locals who donate it to the church for them to then make money. It's cheap and you get a generous portion.

The sad thing is, the oldies that attend are dwindling and the youngest person there other than us has atleast 40 years on me, out of fashion to go to church, I suppose.

What is your Church building like?

Great.

Aint seen many churches like that in East Hull. Where is it?

Well that would be telling, It's east of Hull though.

In Hornsea? What's your real church like?

That is my real church and no it's not in Hornsea.

Need a clue, Wormy?