Sometimes ignorance really is bliss. I'll pm you want, if you confirm you are 18+, but it's yucky. Filthy goose.

Is this like a nickname thing, like Denzil? I thought they were his real initials and the p stood for a word like wee-wee that Roverswall has to scribble out with red crayon.

I bring to your attention the exquisite Adrian Mole, creation of Sue Townsend.

It's more of an insult than a nickname.

I beg to differ.

You prate on inconsistently about all sorts of things. Mainly what is/isn't a swear word.



In fact, there is no such thing as a swear word. It all stems from those irritating middle classes in the Victorian era who took offence not at the word, but at what it represented. Those words then became taboo.

For example, The actual verb for "to have intercourse" is "to F..."

The noun for a child without a father is literally a "B...."

The old English verb for the act of urination is "to P..."

Two or three centuries ago all these words would have been used freely to describe their literal meaning as they [iwere[/i the actual words within the English language to represent their respective meanings. I personally think it is a travesty of history that our beautiful language has been ized and edited by a minority of people with overdeveloped sensibilities. Ironically it is they who are responsible for the introduction of vulgar substitutes like Pee, to make love, and Number Two.

Their modern day equivalents are also fond of serving desserts after dinner in the lounges of their homes, so deserve no credence.

I like that post.

ZZZzzz
Oh sorry I dosed off there.
Instead of bleeting to me go and ask admin why they have a swear filter and see what reaction you get and whilst you are at it send an email to the BBC telling them what you told me.
I doubt they will take a blind bit of notice to your ramblimgs but you can always try I guess.

You should hear how her kids speak.

Fish wife.

Oh, stop prating. I abide by your rules. Just chatting on the chat thread about how things come about - and on how tenuous a rationale - not bleating.

Why would the BBC be interested?

Do you mind? I'm a joiner's wife. Mind - you should hear him when he hits his thumb or drills his finger...

That's rude that...

"look pmh, Wormy is being rudey again!"

Oh, go and serve up chocolate cake on your coffee table.

Well if we go by your rationale then the BBC can sack of their pre 9PM watershead rule on lauguage.
Like I said they would probably rightly just think you were a loon

They already have, haven't they? Not that I think that's right, mind

Lost on me, that.

You also never did explain how I'm a Cheat based on you only having one curry dish?

Because the question was about serving up one curry dish and rice, and how you'd arrange it on your plate. You cheated on the issue by bringing a multitude of curries of differing colours and textures to your coffee table. Of course, in [ithat[/i instance, the only way to serve is to have the rice in the middle and bits of each curry surrounding it.

But you knew that, didn't you? It was an ill-disguised attempt to undermine my survey

Your giving me way too much credit, I'll take it though.

They may have changed the watershed time but the policy still stands.

Quote ="Roverswall"They may have changed the watershed time but the policy still stands.'" Infact the policy is still for 9PM. www.bbc.co.uk/aboutthebbc/policies/decency.shtml

Quote ="Roverswall"They may have changed the watershed time but the policy still stands.'" Infact the policy is still for 9PM. www.bbc.co.uk/aboutthebbc/policies/decency.shtml

So at what time can all hell (will that get though?

) be let loose on here on a night?



Anyway, I wasn't questionning the 9pm watershed time, just what the BBC now allows before it. Loads of the words you edit appear before 9pm. "FFS", however, which you do - bizarrely - allow, doesn't.

I agree with the policy, I don't know why you think I don't. It's just that your style of enforcement makes me feel like an unusually naughty child who sticks her tongue out at the teacher in contravention of her normal impeccable behaviour. Sorry.

It can't as any posts that are made are viewable 24/7.

I KNOW THAT - IT WAS A SILLY JOKE.

Look you're making me do it again.

I know

I'm off to bed now. I've got to go to make loving work tomorrow. See? It doesn't work. Dreadful middle class Victorians.

Damnation!!!....decided to do a barby tonight on the back of what the Weatherman said it is pouring down



Still better marinate the pork and chicken, although my kebabs do not taste as good out of the oven, I am not happy!

This is such a dirty thread, so full of euphemisms.