Anyone watching this Shard thing? Starting now, looks ACE!

You get thicker.

If only your intellect was as big as your norks.

Would be Red Rum's birthday.

Miss Red Rum me, used to take me for long gallops on Southport beach.

The wind rustling through my feathers.

You had to be careful of the quick sand.

Once shagged a bird on Southport beach, Bonfire night it was, chilly.

They say they buried Red Rum under the finish line at Aintree.

They didn't, they turned him into a Pritt Stick.

You used to get a PM explaining why a post had been deleted, don't know what was wrong with the fact that I posted?

Is that just a general stern face or should I know who it is?

Don't know myself, just what google gave me. Meant to be quizzical and dubious, as well as stern.

Ah, when someone says something stupid will you be posting a picture of Steve McDonald pulling one of his silly faces?

All you out there on the floor,
Gonna get you in my paws
And give you a bear hug

We've brought you all a gift
For maximum dance floor uplift
It's called the bear hug

Sent to make you move
Just get up on this groove
And have a bear hug

Bear hug
Till the morning
Gonna give you a bear hug
Till the morning
Bear hug
Till the morning
Everybody give the bear hug

I ain't here to chirpse
Or try and lift your skirt
Let's have a bear hug

I've see you 'round the bigs
And I don't wanna feel your tits
Wanna give you a bear hug

It gets lonely in the woods
But right now I'm here in the hood,
Let's have a bear hug

Bear hug
Till the morning
Gonna give you a bear hug
Till the morning
Bear hug
Till the morning
Everybody give the bear hug

So if you're leaving with a bear tonight
For some lovin' in the pale moonlight
Well you know everything's gonna be alright
I know you want it
You know you want it
So if you're leaving with a bear tonight
For some lovin' in the pale moonlight
Well you know everything's gonna be alright
I know you want it
You know you want it

There's no quack who'll give you pills
That will give you natural thrills
Like a bear hug
Ain't no other drug
As good as this here love
Gonna give you a bear hug

Take it easy, take your time
We're gonna blow your mind
With a bear hug

Do the bear hug
Till the morning
Everybody do the bear hug
Till the morning
Don't matter who you are
Just get down and have a bear hug

I am no angel
I like it when you do that stuff to me
I am no angel
I like it when you talk, dirty when you talk

{Dirty Talk}

Kitten Heels, Lingerie,
Pantyhose, Foreplay,
Legs up, on the bar,
In the back of your car,
Latex, champagne,
Bubble bath, whipped cream,
Cherry pop tag team,
Can you make me scream

I wanna do some dirty things to you tonight,
I wanna fight, all through the night, night, night

I am no angel
I like it when you do that stuff to me
I am no angel
I like it when you talk, {talk} dirty when you talk {talk}

{Dirty Talk}

Blindfold, feather bed,
Tickle me, slippery,
G spot, nasty pose,
In a video,
Love machine, by myself,
Climax, hot wax
S&M on the floor, I like it hardcore

I wanna do some dirty things to you tonight,
I wanna fight, all through the night, night, night

I am no angel
I like it when you do that stuff to me
I am no angel
I like it when you talk, dirty when you talk

I am no angel
I like it when you do that stuff to me
I am no angel
I like it when you talk, dirty when you talk

{Dirty Talk}

Can you go down,
Are you up for it, baby
Can you turn me out, are you up for it

Talk to me... talk to me...
Talk dirty to me... talk dirty to me

Talk to me... talk to me...
Talk dirty to me... talk dirty to me

{Dirty Talk}

I am no angel
I like it when you do that stuff to me
I am no angel
I like it when you talk, dirty when you talk

I am no angel
I like it when you do that stuff to me
I am no angel
I like it when you talk, dirty when you talk

{Dirty Talk}

Hmmmm...

Beautiful song that, brought a tear to my eye.

Something you wanted to say WormCastFace?

Just told one of the business support staff they smell of wee.

They thought I was joking, but I wasn't.

Could just be the latest offering from Lynx

Well, Sandra, just that those words weren't really yours, were they? They were written by 2 Bears.

I much preferred Red Rum. It's like when your children make you a home made card rather than a shop bought one.

I think they're being territorial.

I like bears, I'm going to the wedding of two bears later this year.

Not the two bears that wrote that song, different bears.

[uMy Precious Barnabus[/u

Barnabus,

Bendy bus,

Blunderbuss,

Wendy House,

House Of Pain, Jump around,
I ain't goin' out like no punk bitch,

Porky,
Lorky,

Snow globe,
Girls globes,

I been down in Pennsylvania,
Diggin' coal out of a mine,

I been up in Cincinatti,
Makin' cars on assembly line,

Barnabus,
You lovely bear,
Never sullied,
With dung on your fur,
Sat astride,
A Foxs' Mint,
The World's your lobster,
Anakin stinks.

[iSandra The Terrorist, 2012[/i

I was just reading the "Gruffalo", made me think: "I'd like to come and have tea in your hilltop lair".

I'll be out.

Even better, it was the thought of your company putting me off.

I'm sat in the Robins Nest watching one of the boys from Strike. Yum.

Going to Butlins at weekend. Anybody been? Is it as hideous as i am expecting?

I hope Anakin is taking photos.

Which one? I went to the one in North Wales a long time ago, the entertainment is incredibly cheesy and food/drink expensive, think of it as like going to the KC as an away fan. Can't fault the accommodation and if your lucky Chico might be there. We, like most, got our shopping done online and delivered when we got there rather than paying their prices.