Is it Sunday our song has to be ready?

Yep.

So far we have the following confirmed as judges...

Kosh, Anakin Skywalker, Durham Giant, Gutterfax, Rommel, Horatio Yed, gingerspice and SmokeyTA.

Obviously you wouldn't, but don't be hassling them with PMs please.

Smokey confirmed then.
Well that is 1-0 to the none Hull KR team straight off the bat

I thought it was being judged by Damo..... serious rethink needed as just using "marching on together" may now not be the best option..

Damo's playing hard to get. He might be in there yet, though.

Our song is quite simple and will be a hit on the terraces.

"rugby league, rugby league, rugby league..." repeat to fade to the tune of Mrs Halls, Sausage Rolls.

Sorry to disappoint, there's 3 teams, all including HKR representatives.

Oh well, my musical hommage to Jake Webster has just gone in the bin!

dum dum...I cannot believe you chucked me out



I thought I was good for a chat now and again, clearly I was wrong...Bye then

Not chucked you out of anything?

Honestly, you're worse than me for flying into a strop. You're still listed on the Members List.

I'm not in a strop

....



I can get on but not in!

Sounds like one of dum-dum's moans.



(Don't leave, Marfa. We won't mind you doing less for a few weeks. This is a marathon, not a sprint, doncha know. There's at least another seven imaginary Aussies to get rid of first.)

MR accepted my resignation

... On reflection maybe I should have spoke to the team first, I am sure they would have understood my contribution would be lower some weeks..

MR can I come back please... I miss the team I was under pressure when I made the decision, I had to inject an orange and all kinds of things like that plus I had 2 assignments, I need my friends to help though this difficult time



> little umper catching chicken<

I'll second your request, hand across the divide and all that.
watch that injecting orange stuff, add that to a pair of tights and its seen many a Tory mp off.

Yeah no problem. Remember exams and coursework > daft game, though.


Winner of RLfans Survivor ain't doing much for anybody's CV.

Is there a time deadline on Sunday MR?

Is this a sweep stake?

I'm having 10.14am.

I'll go for 10:14am too.

Although for some reason the clocks not been put back on RLFans so it will show as 11:14am.

Okay here are the songs...

Where ?

=#400080Song 1 (The Ferrets)

To the tune of "My Old Man's A Dustman".

The Rugby League World Cup is here, Its time to make some noise,
Put your Country's shirt on, and cheer the local boys,
Let's be loud and make them proud to wear the National shirt,
And hopefully we'll spur them on to dig into the dirt.

--Chorus--
There are no rucks there are no mauls, the scrums don't have a push,
And because it's played in Summertime, the surface is so lush,
You don't get pulled for feeding and the forwards don't get fatigue,
The game is much more faster, The game of Rugby League.

--MUSICAL INTERLUDE--

There are some boys down under, they think they are the best,
They whine and moan at referees and usually win the test,
But now the tide is turning, their squad is getting old,
Take for instance Darren Lockyear, his head is going Bald.

The English have been burdened, In charge is Stevie Mac,
If we lose, we sing the blues and hope he gets the sack,
His team selections' baffling, He picks anyone he can,
It doesn't matter if your Kiwi, You'll still be in his masterplan.

--Chorus--

Then we have the All Blacks, who start off with a song,
Sang with gurning faces, their tongues are very long,
They wear all black and prance about, all big and proud and buff,
The Ockers have a hate for them, because they play too rough.

Wales are rarely favourites and the sheep are left behind,
They're pretty crap at tackling, and barely find the line,
But that don't stop them trying, they play until the end,
The RFL's tried everything but this one will not mend.

--Chorus--

That's about all that we have, we'll see you in 2 years,
We'll sing this song, all full of hope, but still end up in tears,
The Aussie's probably won again, with their dirty old man team,
We all wait, and hope and pray for the day we reign supreme.

=#000080Song 2 (The Stoats)

"The song must be sung to the tune of "Bridge Over Troubled Water".

You must imagine it being sung by an opera singer, such as that Katherine Jenkins one with her chest at full expansion.

It must also be served up with the following accompaniments:
.... =#FF0000(sorry cut and paste didn't work - MR)

....and we've put a link to the music so you can imagine it a bit better - you just have to ignore the other words and imagine ours instead -Naughty YouTube link - although we've only done 2 verses, not like the original 3 - we thought it had gone on quite enough.



Be you lifted.
Be you raised.
Clear thoughts from in your mind.
Leave your heart ablaze.

He’s on your side
When all is gone.
Throw off your false fatigue,
Cast your reach to the farthest corners,
Feel the arc of league.
Bend your back for your nearest brothers,
Feel the arc of league.

Dragon slayers,
Dreamtime’s sight,
When war is song, not dance.
Coalesce to fight.

You rise as one.
Enlightenment
Of the world, you will wreak.
Cast your reach to the farthest corners
Feel the arc of league
Bend your back for your nearest brothers
Feel the arc of league
"

Nothing from the Weasels as yet. I'm off to Nandos for lunch in a bit, so just post it here. I'm going to PM the judges now, so sooner the better, really.

A message from the Stoats...

[iHi, MR, it's a bit imperative that we have the pictures of the dessert (fruit and nuts, you see), and the cream crackers so the judges are aware of the cheese.

Otherwise they may think we're a bit sanctimonious and hate us. Please can you try again or insert your own similar pictures?

Would be greatly appreciated, ta muchly xx[/i

Sorry, CBA - there are spicey chicken wings I need to be eating. Hope this is okay. x