Ah, thought you'd been quiet. Just got back or still there? Stag do?

I went to Vegas once. I was doing a show over at Planet Hollywood called, ''Barnabus the Polar Bear & Mates".

That's where I got my top hat & suit from.

Great memories.

Also, I bankrolled the city centre complex build, and still own a lovely penthouse at the top of the Vdara hotel. Lovely.

Thought you said you got your top hat from the Obamas?

Nooooo, they didn't get me a gift. Imagine that, 'here you go Barnabus, here's a present for being awesome'



I just wore the suit at their garden party at the White House, but actually got the suit when in Vegas.

It's fair to say I mix it with the stars accross the pond. Anakin sometimes comes with me when I need someone to carry my bags.

I see. You're quite right, how absurd would that be?

Who else have you met?

D'Banj - Oliver Twist is all about Netherton, FACT.

I not see it.

What? It's a song and it keeps saying "Netherton, Neva, Na-Netherton".

In other news, like, really up-to-date, latest, breaking news; Anakin is my favourite mod.

Edith and Darthwall sitting in a tree....

(Don't tell Rock God X.)

Why thankyou.

You're my 6th favourite.

Thats good too

Out of six.

There isn't 6 mods (that post). Just one.

And I like them all more than Anakin.

The final straw was last Thursday. I went down to the ground to take some pictures. I walked around to get the best place, set up the old tripod and got ready to take a picture. Then, out of nowhere, Anakin jumps out of a bush, knocks over my tripod, kicks my camera and runs off humming the Star Wars tune. Mental.

Oh so that was you was it?
You look so different without the fake polar bear outfit and silly hat!!

I was wearing a fake human outfit.

My hat is brilliant.

Wow you must be one small polar bear then infact you cannot of been any bigger than a doberman where you the runt of the litter?

Can you say runt? I hope so, I like runt.

Barbabus you little runt!

Barbabus, I like that.

It was supposed to say Barbanus, sorry.

Is this possible? I know cats have barbed penises (or should that be penii?) that's why there's so much yowling.

I once did see some barbed chastity belts. Youch, too late.

I love Alex, hope I'm as feisty at his age.
In other football news, looks like Barmbys gone. Shame.

I can't stand ferguson gobby idiot he is and there is loads of conspiracy theories going on with barmy and the allams