Wish I'd know you were stuck in there I's have gone and done some massive farts on Sunday.
Could have done as well after about twelve pints of Wold Gold and eight hog roast baps on Saturday night.

I [iknew[/i that fat bloke was you.

Wrong colour =#FF0000see

What can I say, I don't eat food with a face.



Cheers Wormy, I'll have a look.



Linda McCartneys?

Ahh, #FF0000 - Now I know.

To be fair I just clicked on any old red in that reddish area. I won't tell if you don't.

Don't worry pmh tried and failed as well

It's not original anymore, probably easier to just swear and leave it to you to do your editing.

I've just don't a bit more in the garden, took the cats out with me and they had a fight over a frog. Poor thing, wonder if they will get warts?

Hey now ur just making it up as u go along although I could probably do a lot better than Some of them robinettes

That's the secret to a good rumour FP.

As already stated, this is my gag.

Learn to share or be socially excluded.

So I'm demoted to FP don't think u can get away with shortening the name and me not knowing what u mean, how Is ur rash today

First of all, You've exceeded all expectations and secondly, the rash, which is on my arms might I just add, is fine today.

Why have I exceeded expectations and that's gud bout ur rash ( p.s u not telling everyone were the rash really was

)

I've had quite enough of Rovers' folk with Farty Pants, thank you very much.

Dum dums FP dont mean farty pants

Well, your usual response might have been "wots FP?"

It was just a rash I get when messing in conifers, since the meningitis I've developed psoriasis mainly on the arms and also get rashes at the drop of an hat, Never troubled me before.

Close though!

That's not good psoriasis is not a nice condition to have my son gets it pretty bad , and Ano I've even surprised myself not asking what FP meant

Suppose it is yeah what a lovely subject who would have thought this was a rugby league forum

I'm very good at sharing, I'll also never be socially excluded. In whatever company.

Like Lord Byron me, adaptable.

When dishing up rice and curry, who makes a ring of rice with the curry in the middle, and who puts the rice on one side of the plate and the curry on the other?

I've just created a lovely circle of rice-surrounded Dahi Wala and perched the naan around the edge. And a large splodge of raita next to the naan. All sprinkled with coriander. YUM-DUM!

Ring.

All the way at home. Separate in a restaurant though, weird?

You've ballsed that up though, the coriander needs to go in thirty seconds before the end and be given a firm stir through.

Wasted here me, off back to egullet.

Bet you can't do 100m in 7 seconds like Monsieur Ford though.

At least he had an excuse for wearing odd shoes.