Now behave dum dum or ul get a slap

Now we're talking.

There's a rumour that Ms. pmh is in fact a Fanta pants.

Has anyone seen those supermarket trolleys that have a seat on the front for an old or disabled person to sit on whilst they're pushed around, they face backwards the same as those child seat ones?
I just saw one and at first i just thought, "how on earth has that woman managed to squeeze that old bloke into the baby seat?!?"

I've heard that she's signing for Batley. You heard it here first. FACT.

I've heard dum-dum is an electrician and has electrocuted himself at least twelvety times.

Gonna make a curry later. It will be the bomb.

If I do not soil my kegs I will be very disappointed.

My neighbours have got chickens v.3.

I reckon these will last a bit longer as they'll be a bit more vigilant.

Thin Fantastic Mr. Fox will still get them by September though.

How many times?



Gingerspice is the head robinettes mum, FACT.

Why do people shout down telephones?

It's a telephone, the microphone is right next to your gob. You're not a fireman with a megaphone.

Just shout out the window, they'll still be able to hear you.

I'm trying to do nothing over here you ignorant cormorant.

People should not be allowed out in public unless they're smoking hot. I'm sick of the fuggly herring gulls.

I went to the cinema the other day and I had nachos.
I had chilli's on them, My god the hurt more than normal on the way out I actually couldn't sit down for about an hour.
The strange thing is that I dont normally have that kind of problem they must have given me a few Naga Jolokia for a laugh.

Have you ever been preparing chillies and then inadvertently rubbed your eyes?

Not recommended.

I like a good curry, hotter the better. None of this Korma .

Shapla in Hedon get it just about right if you order a 'Double Phall', Stains the plates orange.

I'm making Beef Dahi Wala tonight. Pat Chapman's curry club recipe, yum-dum.

I don't think ur wrong there his brain is frazzled

How's that go?

Can't beat a Paneer Masala, no siree. Not sure If you can buy Paneer in Hull? Im over in Manchester this weekend, bet I can get it there.
Speaking of Manchester, when I stayed over at my bezzas after the Take That concert I caught her removing Chicken from a curry she had made for us for after the concert, disgusting child. She was just going to give me the sauce & reckon she had made 2 seperate lots!! I'll never trust her again

Where the =#FF4000Edit-RW have you been?

The yum-dum dance?

Involves me dancing round the kitchen in ecstasy whilst tasting the delectable dahi wala off the spoon and sprinkling coriander confetti style crying YUM-DUM!

You've gone down in my estimations, not that theres anything wrong with that.

I find it alot easier to hold a conversation with a meat eater.

Woke up this morning jammed under seat 65 row F in the Golf stand D block. I was very stiff.

Is that a euphemism?

So really, where have you been, Benidorm?

Indian and Continental down Princes Avenue. Excellent shop for all your unusual needs. The biggest Willie in Hull gets his garlic from there, too.

No you tool, the recipe.

dum-dum has really missed you, look he's even swearing. Been crying all week.

I got away with dropping about twenty f bomb's yesterday. Crafty.

Vegetarians should be shot. With frozen sausages.