The obvious, "you don't have to live up to your username" I get it a lot, would you believe?

No harm in trying.

Well i think you are living up to your username because that wasn't a PM

Rubbish Forum.
Visitor Message, same thing.

NFI

I'm up in 8 hours, that should give them time.
Goodnight.

The next challenge is...

[uSongwriting...[/u

The RU World Cup has a song, you know the one:

[iIt's the world in union
The world as one
As we climb to reach our destiny
A new age has begun[/i

The RL World Cup does not, so far as I know. Your challenge is to write the lyrics for one. A panel of judges will vote for which is best. As a clue - I'm going to ask Damo, among others, to judge. I haven't yet and he might not accept, but he might be representative of your target demographic. NK fans - Damo is a Leeds fan famous for hitting himself with a brick. There's a video on youtube, I think.

I've had a go myself to inspire you. To the tune of cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-CHA...

We all love Rugby League, YEAH,
Although our resources are quite meaGRE,
It's the very best type of RuGBY,
That has been or ever coulD BE,
Twenty-thirteen is our WorlD CUP,
So John Inverdale better shadDUP.

Members of the winning team get immunity from eviction not just for this task, but the next one too. Second place team are safe after this task, but not the next. Third place - one of your team will be out of the game. Yes, three teams - that brings me to the...

[u...Surprise.[/u
When I explained what we were doing to the judges of the food game, it was all about building fratenal (can't spell sororital - I must be miles out, because Google isn't helping) bonds across the globe. 'The world as one' as the Kick and Clap poopheads would say. But you've hardly spoken, beyond sledging.

So the teams will be

[uWeasels[/u
1. Sean18 (captain)
2. Mrs Barista
3. MrPhilb
4. RHCP
5. SirStan
6. Re-roll

[uFerrets[/u
1. Dum-Dum (captain)
2. roopy
3. Marfa Manu
4. tom155
5. Little Robin Luton fan
6. Chicken Hunter

[uStoats[/u
1. Barham Red (captain)
2. Worminhand
3. Baron Vo Mandor
4. Perverse
5. Matt23
6. Sandra the Terrorist.

The eviction won't be by a vote - I'll roll a dice. So pull together! 5 days (120 hours), starting now. Should give you time for some ice-breaking and team building exercises. Good luck.



PS - the mixed teams is just for this one task!

With no disrespect intended to my team, how is it fair that Wormy and Sandra are together? Shenanigans.

Brilliant. Just last night I was slagging Baron Vo Mandor off!

Are we supposed to compose a tune for this or is it just lyrics?

Unless one of the ozzies is musical it'll Just be lyrics, not a clue how to write music.

just lyrics.

Who is re-roll?

The inventor of the 5-sided dice.

Okay, so 5-sided dice do actually exist...

[urlhttp://www.gamestation.net/Products_2/5-sided-Dice[/url

but I don't own one.

That just made me laugh out loud at work

Made me chuckle too, suppose he could've put Dannielle Lloyd but that'd just be nasty

Droopy, how're you and your imaginary chain-gang friends going to communicate for this task?

If both teams started with 10,we both evicted in Rd1, they evicted in Rd2, how is there still 3 teams of 6?

The Weasels only have 5. Re-roll isn't a person, it is what I'll do if they lose and I roll a 6 for the eviction. That they only have five will be pointed out to the judges, who can, if they wish, take it into account.

Convenience>Fairness.

Sandra and Barham - does this mean we'll have to enter the crack a fat room with the Cons? I'm a female and can't be exposed such things. I'd fear for your skin, too, Goose.

Me and the goose have entered the room but they were all in bed I think. I've apologised on Sandra's behalf already for what hes done and what he's likely to do. I'm thinking of offering you up as a welcome gift, hope that doesn't demean you too much but these ozzies are a primitive bunch and may respond to such gestures.

Whatttttttttttttttttt

I like being with my fc comrades

....I will take solace in the fact I am with dum dum, he is the mannnnn

dum dum & LLR....Boom!

i think I've broken it.

I played with it and dum dum told me off

...being good now, you have not broken it!

Just re-read our 2 posts...I spit my coffee all over the laptop, real lol moment