Ah, you're on about my avatar. I always forget about it when I'm on the mobile site.

Lap Dancing club on Corrie, whatever next.

Humf.

Last time I watched it Leanne Battersby was a prozzie.

You don't know what you're missing.

I most assuredly do.

Celeb Juice next, Lemon fix then bed.

Nighty night.

I once ate a stem of lemon grass, raw, without removing the bark bit. Unpleasant.

Not as bad as when I got wed in the ring before Gary Mason versus Tyrell Biggs, but still bad.

Sounds like an awful experience. Were they your ushers?

Friday night, chaps. Everyone out doing something? I'm saving myself for tomorrow. Might feature on "Binge Britain".

Going to get messy tonight, can't wait. You'll all miss me I'm sure.

My little picture with me holding an envelope says on it "Edith ov RLFans *Smiley*" but it hasn't become clear, Problem with Sharpies I suppose.

How much did you pay the girl to hold it for you Mrs B?

I'm sure that if Mrs B. had something to say, she would not hide behind a pseudonym.

You can't actually believe that 'Edith' is female, there's a distinct masculine edge to 'her' postings.

On the other hand I truly believe Sandra is a goose and Barnabus is a bear.

That's not very polite at all. I'd be upset if it wasn't for the fact I'll remember very little within a few hours.

Have a very good night everyone.

That sounds rude.

Just seen The Avengers film, great fun. A top fight scene with Jamie Thackray and Robert Downey Jr headbutting each other in a forest. Don't get me started on the real stars of the show, Jeremy Renner's biceps. Yum.

yes because mrs.barista is her real name and not a pseudonym

She does work in a café though.

Bad night out is Sell-Beh, wouldn't be surprised if we never heard from Edith again.

I'm safe everypne.

Doing the walk of shame going by the time of that post.

No shame in having fun, duck boy.

Coincidence that neither Edith nor Mrs Barista were available for posting last night, isn't it? Unless...

Were you out having shameless fun, too?

Can't remember, I expect so though. Is Mr C's still there?

Horrible weather, in't it? Anyone do those long term forecasts?

A friend had Mr C's cater his wedding. Weird.

Try lipstick accross your baps. That will come out OK I am certain, if you are aiming for credibility