Come on RW it's gotta be credible





This on the other hand...........

Need to get a new tumble dryer. How the shizzle are you supposed to choose there's literally thousands out there?

Took me about five goes to buy a new vacuum last year, just kept giving up.

My car has a little button on it with "Sport" written on it. Love that button me.

1. Snap up an open-back van
2. Drive round the streets of Hull shouting 'Any rag booooooone....'
3. Arrive home with dryer, sorted.

My approach to buying domestic appliances is to buy a low spec Bosch. Very reliable in my experience and in the case of a washing machine, what's the point of 25 different programmes? I'm sure Mild Rover needs this amount of subtlety for his wide ranging lavage experiments, in the same way I'm sure his calculator has all those functions with funny Greek symbols on them, but for the likes of you and I, do you need more than a couple of settings? For a washer, you will only need four: hot, warm, tepid and Rovers bab Kooga shirt.

What's wrong with your current tumble dryer?

I'm replacing an 8' x 6' shed with a 13' x 11' one, dismantled the one that's been up since 1938 and my uncle has dibs on it (they don't make things like they used to, 1" tongue & groove). I have most of the base dug out and it's ready to be backfilled with loads of old bricks I have at the back of the garden from dismantling an old coal bunker last year and anything else I find that I haven't had time to take to the tip.

I've got to remove several conifers so that I can temporarily remove the back fence to enable the new concrete to be poured straight into my hole, I'm allergic to conifers.

Well you'd sure know, I bet you've got all our home and away shirts since the early 80's hun.

Get a condenser one and im no good with hoovers break em i do, and what happens when you press the sport button does it turn into knight riders car

Get an 'Enry, Hard as nails he is - Throw him about in the van, use him without a bag and suck up anything from wet plaster to cable clippings.

He's about 7 now.

Poor henry how can you look at that smiley face and then throw him about in the van thats abuse you know, na gotta have a pet hair one for me mutt

Suit yourself Fanta pants.

Fanta pants whats that in aid of then

I googled [url=http://ranga.urbanup.com/1135798Ranga[/url because I didn't get it.

What so thats what ranga means fanta pants, bloody pmh and sheldon been calling me fanta pants all this time and i never even knew

How blooody rude ive just googled it well in all my days

No, [url=http://ranga.urbanup.com/1135798read here.[/url

I googled "Ranga" to see what it was and came up with an explanation, Fanta pants is an alternative. The last sentence in the first definition makes good reading.

Did it direct you to the urban dictionary definitions? I'd posted a link to it in that original post but you've maybe missed it on you BB.

I found it quite funny.

Yeah I've just read it Mmmm think il be going back blonde

Can we still call you Fanta pants? You should have that put on your shirt.

Er no u bloomin can't still call me it fanta pants

I guess nobody needs to ask; Collar and Cuffs? then.

Where is pmh, is he nesting? He must have a modern day mobile phone because he sometimes is on here in places he wouldn't/shouldn't have a computer with him. I'm guessing a Blackberry with keys as I doubt a touchscreen works off of a goose' bill.

I've been asked that question before in fact loads of times, pmh prob sorting his drier out

You're much better suited to blonde, I think.

Na al stick to been a red head blonde is so common don't u think

I meant in a stereotypical way.

I've never really thought about hair colour before in a way of being common which got me onto thinking "what is the most common hair colour?".

Google (loving it tonight) has taught me that;

Black is the most common, by the way.