You're wrong.
Do you want me to describe every line for you?

Adding a smilie to your post doesn't make you funny or correct [itoo[/i.

Maybe Anakin didn't listen during poetry lessons at school and therefore does need a line by line explanation?

Is this now the argument thread.

Like a good argument me.

I like Simon Armitage, lives near me.

The people in the office below me are right miserable munters, parked my car in the car park, squeezed it into a little space and when I got out one of them was waiting for me to tell me to move it.

"Why?"
"It's blocking the exit."
"No it isn't."
"People will crash into it."
"No they won't, not if they can drive."
"You shouldn't park there."
"It'll be reet."

Then, I went out for a fagarette and a load of other people started having a go.

Still haven't moved it. Bet they all crash into it on porpoise.

Good story that.

Not allowed to say pig=#FF0000Edit-AS but you're allowed to show your nipples?

Won't Ramekin please think of the children?

I had a warning note on my windscreen about parking today from NCP, I've parked in the same place off on on for almost 4 years now, but today I get a warning for "causing an obstruction or hinderance" I was doing neither. Chucked it in the bin, see how I get on tomorrow, might see my picture in the HDM ramming a warning note down a NCP attendants throat.

Alfresco buggery "other news", why can't you take on others' views? East Sard and I are all grown up, my poem politely snubbed the cheeky pup. He replied quite well in kind, with picture, too, a masterstroke. I'm now inclined to give him rope. But you, you rotter, stole the scope.

Who's showing nipples? The middle finger's at you.

That's nice

You don't like me, I sense that.

I don't know u I guess u don't like Sandra are u a psychic

Just harmless banter.

I sometime's dream things and then they happen. I once dreamt that it was snowing and when I woke up, It was!

I once dreamt I was getting my balls licked by Avril Lavigne and woke up to find that the dog had sneaked into the bedroom.

Spooky

Was you in Canada or had she come to England? I think it's a bit harsh calling her a dog, I think she's quite pretty.

That's gross and no need for that on here shame on u

Black and White smut that's wat he is

I think you can tell alot about a man by who he dreams about.

I'd suspect that Mrs Rock God X is a little bit prim n' propper and his dreams reveal his lust for a dirty rock chick with no inhibitions.

When I'm mod (in 12.5 hours), smutty comments like that will be gone and Rock God will be issued with a lifetime ban for having terrible banter.

I don't recall, though I do remember asking if I could pretend to be a Mountie.

Well then in that case I revoke my vote.

Be mounted or be a mountie? Or both?



Looking good.

No revokes.

You will be issued with a ban for using the term 'having banter'.