60 minute makeover is class today, more wallpapering than I've seen before, I love bubbles.

Why do they all pick on you, Annakin?

How long is a piece of string?
Don't get them started, it's enough to make a grown man cry when they're on a role.

Was enjoying the poetry thread.

Just remembered, saw 2 SL Stobart trucks over the weekend both on the M62 around Hudds way. Might buy a camper van & start Stobart spotting, it'll be good that.

So was I then East-Sard and Wormy started at that point it was only headed in one direction.
Both will deny it though.

Top band.

'Shudder'

Everyone was enjoying it. The peotry thread brought a breath of fresh air to the board.

Why not just delete their posts instead of locking it? You deleted my 'jugs' posts yesterday easily enough?

Once it starts it doesn't stop.
Some folks think logging onto RLfans is a reason to act like a 5 year old.
They then confirm it by throwing a tantrum when someone tells them they can't.

You've let the minority spoil it for the majority.

A bit like my old art teacher at school. One guy, Rupert De Fauster, whilst we were painting a bowl of fruit, picked up the banana and pretended it was a phallus. Instead of Rupert being disciplined, the fruit was taken away and we all had to stop painting.

It was a terrible day, still haunts me.

To be fair I thought East Sard's poem to Marfa Manu was far worse than the two between East Sard and WormInHand.

Re-open it with a little red line of text saying "No Poemsults".

Ain't gunna work due to the reasons I have given unfortunatly.

Let's got one thing straight here.
My last 'play on words' was about a sparrow hawk, hunting it's name sake a simple sparrow.
It was in the 1st person (the sparrow hawk).
I used Worm's avatar as the inspiration behind the poem.
The photo should have left no doubt about what the poem was about

What planet are you on?



Perhaps you should stop treating folks like a 5 year old

Yeah alright then





I will do when folks dont give me reason too.

We've ages until rugby, can we have poem thread back please? I'll keep them in line I promise! Xx

For the record my play on words re Marfa Manu was a direct riposte from her insult towards me.
Perhaps a little too direct, but no real malice was behind it.
Apologies


No idea

Where's Mild Rover gone?

We need a level head in times like these, and we need poetry.

East Hull needs poetry.

Philip Larkin wouldn't be happy.

You're wrong.
Do you want me to describe every line for you?

Adding a smilie to your post doesn't make you funny or correct [itoo[/i.

Maybe Anakin didn't listen during poetry lessons at school and therefore does need a line by line explanation?

Is this now the argument thread.

Like a good argument me.

I like Simon Armitage, lives near me.

The people in the office below me are right miserable munters, parked my car in the car park, squeezed it into a little space and when I got out one of them was waiting for me to tell me to move it.

"Why?"
"It's blocking the exit."
"No it isn't."
"People will crash into it."
"No they won't, not if they can drive."
"You shouldn't park there."
"It'll be reet."

Then, I went out for a fagarette and a load of other people started having a go.

Still haven't moved it. Bet they all crash into it on porpoise.

Good story that.

Not allowed to say pig=#FF0000Edit-AS but you're allowed to show your nipples?

Won't Ramekin please think of the children?

I had a warning note on my windscreen about parking today from NCP, I've parked in the same place off on on for almost 4 years now, but today I get a warning for "causing an obstruction or hinderance" I was doing neither. Chucked it in the bin, see how I get on tomorrow, might see my picture in the HDM ramming a warning note down a NCP attendants throat.