My favourite Viz Top Tip:

SAVE MONEY on milk by not reporting your neighbour's death. You can even leave a note for their milkman to bring more expensive items like chicken or spuds.

Not at the moment.

Hope u get something soon Ul go bonkers if u stay on here 24/7

Maybe she works nights?

I'll go?

I've gone.

Wat uve gone bonkers

Ano but shed be sleeping surely during the day unless she on mega strength pro plus

The first step is admitting it.

Congratulations uve passed the first step

Long road to recovery now, eh?

What's with the name Edith then

I didn't have a choice in that, my parent's picked it.

An old name for a young lady still all the older names coming back into fashion

I'll ask Edith Bowman the same question

They didn't want me to grow old and be called Grandma Tia or Granny Chardonnay, Edith should age nicely.

Whose that

Seriously?

Ok then

The presenter u mean I I'll ask her

Some of the names parents are giving kids of today are awful, don't you think?

Nanna Princess.

Yeah they are I like the old names tho really not keen on all these fancy names

Whose turned the ruddy marked threads thing off again?

Gutted about poetry corner closing, meany.

I liked the accompanying picture to the last ever poem, made it I feel.

In other news.
Rupert Murdoch is verbally getting murdered in the courts of justice today.

Agent Doggett is suffering amnesia and is wrapped up in smuggling ring, getting illegals across the Mexican border. Mulder and Reyes join forces to help find him.