I am, Jamie Thackray's in it.

Who?

The guy with the hammer.

Am I missing something good on telly? Where is everyone?

It's busier in the daytime here, are we all unemployed?

No were not all that lucky

Is Darren Lockyer signing for Rovers?

Not that I know of u heard Sumet

Look's like he's in Hull if your avatar is anything to go by.

I'm just sat here, pressing refresh.

Life is good.

We were on the gold coast wen pic was tuk

I'm purposefully not posting.

My new office is great. I can park right outside the door, there's a sandwich shop that has proper sausages, no lips and =#FF0000Edit-ASholes and it's not been renovated since the nineteen forties so it's like being in "Tinker, Sailor, Soldier, Spy".

And, there's an old debating chamber with a big throne thing. I have demanded to have that as my workstation, they have acquiesced to this request.

"Wen pic was tuk"

=#FF0000Edit-AS off.

What type of debating? Mass?

Shurrup u go and have a sausage sarni

Can't be =#FF0000Edit-AS to spell proper okay

Do you type like this on a proper keyboard or are you posting on a phone? I find it very difficult to type like that on a phone, the predictive text doesn't recognise any of it and changes it. Easier to just type properly - on both.

No on I phone its how I text I just think why waste energy pushing out a full letter wen u can make it simple Sandra just pretends to be thick and can't understand it

I think you're making harder work of it. The iPhone's predictive text is really quite good and half of the words that you use aren't in it's dictionary, you'll have had to add them by continually typing them wrong.

Na they're in my predictive text as they're set in they're I can send a text in seconds of garbage that u can't understand

What's the point in that? Am I missing something? :d

I like Twop Twips on Twitter - it has life hints reminiscent of Viz, such as:

CONVINCE neighbours that Bernie Ecclestone lives with you by dressing your six year old son as a tramp

CHEAT the chancellor out of 20p by buying a cold sausage roll and putting it down your underpants to warm up

REMOVE sticky plasters painlessly by going swimming at your local baths

Prob not but im happy doing wat I'm doing so all is good, u bin on here all day

Cracking life hints.

Yeah, on and off.

Sad.

Really oh dear ave you got nowt to do then