Come on Chelsea

this from the lady who likes 60 minute makeover

I know, What I don't know about TV isn't worth knowing. I could have a job writing the synopsis'.

hollyoaks is pants by the way

I know, that's what I said. 60mm isn't though.

Torres wat a star luv em I do

Wharfey, as you know, you're my favourite. I'll see you right.

I despise all Footballers.

dont get me started on 60 minute makeover again its the work of the devil

I wonder what the actual finish is like, bet the paper falls off within a week. Sometimes you see right bubbles in the paper when they're showing the owners around, I wonder if they go back for recalls?

Chicks dig scars.

I have a few, my best one is from where an Israeli Special Forces operative missed a banana tree and nearly cut my leg off with a Panga. Faded a bit now.

Also got a cool one from my bottom lip, it's actually from when I was three years old and my Mum called me for my dinner ( I was a fat kid, not missing me dinner) I was bouncing on the back bedroom bed and in my haste for dinner slipped and chopped my lip on the footboard, had to have few stiches, tell the chicks that I got it when I lost in four rounds to Sugar Ray Leonard in a warm up to his 1997 super fight to Marvelous Marvin Hagler.

the finish will be terrible its just a physically impossible to do any of those jobs in AN HOUR

I reckon the 60 minutes is a play on the fact that it's aired for 60 minutes, I bet they film it over a day.

then it would be changing rooms

The 60 minutes isn't possible, though.

Sometimes the delivery van turns up and they have a bunkbed to build from flat pack, that'd take longer than they make it seem. Also - The stylists sometimes fanny about in the garden making some form of tat with a staple gun and fabric, just setting up their pasting table with all the stationary lined up would take time but they don't show that being done.

The 60 minutes isn't possible, though.

Sometimes the delivery van turns up and they have a bunkbed to build from flat pack, that'd take longer than they make it seem. Also - The stylists sometimes fanny about in the garden making some form of tat with a staple gun and fabric, just setting up their pasting table with all the stationary lined up would take time but they don't show that being done.

it winds me up just thinking about it

Both newcomers......That Eas=#FF0000Edit-ASis dum dum though

Up nice and early for my day infront of the TV, The good stuff starts at 10ish.

God I really hate Jezza, the man winds me up something chronic



Them loose women are not much better either



I like Homes under the hammer, and that one where they decide if they want to emigrate to Australia/ New Zealand

Off t'gym. My beer belly is getting out of control.

Some right dingbats on there, The one in America is funny.

I dislike Homes under the Hammer, it's a stark reminder of all that's up with the economy. Young couples can't buy cheap houses to 'do up' anymore because there are too many greedy traders snapping them up to turn a profit. I can't blame them but it is causing a problem.

I have an avatar of a polar bear dressed as uncle sam.

Nobody has a better avatar.

NOBODY

Of course I will disagree, your avatar is crap and mine is awesome.