No sorry.

Don't be sorry, Go get some. Mrs Skywalker will love 'em.

No thanks I have enough scars around my right knee (ACL) I don't need anymore for decoration.

Get one to cover your scars, think maori style.

Classic Fawlty Towers on Gold.

"I know noooothing".

'This Basil, This Basil's hand, This slap on head'

It were the one with the General with memory problems, He gave him his horse winnings to keep it a secret and Manuel was under strict orders to say nothing, Basil came unstuck when he actually wanted Manuel to tell the General it was Basil's money because he couldn't remember, Manuel stood firm with "I know nothing".

Too funny.

Come on Chelsea

this from the lady who likes 60 minute makeover

I know, What I don't know about TV isn't worth knowing. I could have a job writing the synopsis'.

hollyoaks is pants by the way

I know, that's what I said. 60mm isn't though.

Torres wat a star luv em I do

Wharfey, as you know, you're my favourite. I'll see you right.

I despise all Footballers.

dont get me started on 60 minute makeover again its the work of the devil

I wonder what the actual finish is like, bet the paper falls off within a week. Sometimes you see right bubbles in the paper when they're showing the owners around, I wonder if they go back for recalls?

Chicks dig scars.

I have a few, my best one is from where an Israeli Special Forces operative missed a banana tree and nearly cut my leg off with a Panga. Faded a bit now.

Also got a cool one from my bottom lip, it's actually from when I was three years old and my Mum called me for my dinner ( I was a fat kid, not missing me dinner) I was bouncing on the back bedroom bed and in my haste for dinner slipped and chopped my lip on the footboard, had to have few stiches, tell the chicks that I got it when I lost in four rounds to Sugar Ray Leonard in a warm up to his 1997 super fight to Marvelous Marvin Hagler.

the finish will be terrible its just a physically impossible to do any of those jobs in AN HOUR

I reckon the 60 minutes is a play on the fact that it's aired for 60 minutes, I bet they film it over a day.

then it would be changing rooms

The 60 minutes isn't possible, though.

Sometimes the delivery van turns up and they have a bunkbed to build from flat pack, that'd take longer than they make it seem. Also - The stylists sometimes fanny about in the garden making some form of tat with a staple gun and fabric, just setting up their pasting table with all the stationary lined up would take time but they don't show that being done.

The 60 minutes isn't possible, though.

Sometimes the delivery van turns up and they have a bunkbed to build from flat pack, that'd take longer than they make it seem. Also - The stylists sometimes fanny about in the garden making some form of tat with a staple gun and fabric, just setting up their pasting table with all the stationary lined up would take time but they don't show that being done.

it winds me up just thinking about it