My praise of your poem got deleted, it didn't contain profanity.

Secrets, myths, rumours and lies,
The other forum has it's spies,

It's mainly there for the one-eyes,
Who hide behind their hateful cries,

Easty leads them with a red trident.

Lines 3 and 5 need work.

I liked the trident line.

When I'm a moderator, which won't bee too long, I will introduce various policies to encourage creativity and culture. Poetry will be just the start of it.

I just ate an after eight chocolate.

But it's only 4 o'clock.

NAUGHTY

The way you get around that blockade is by pointing out that the After Eight mint's packaging does not signify AM or PM, Using this logic you're free to eat them when you like. Providing it's not spot on 8, which still you could argue is after the other 8, 12 hours previous.

Just to add, you shouldn't really eat chocolate after 8PM, metabolism has slowed down, goes right to the hips.

Technically, were always before 8 o'clock too.

This is blowing my mind.

I'm going to have a Milky Way and stare at the clock until half 4, then I'm out of here. May give one of the juniors some banter about his rubbish tea making abilities too.

Didn`t realise that coming on here would want to make you ride a scooter, and wear a parka.Are you the Face?

Been busy recently, haven't had much chance to catch up with all the chat. Just a very polite question, are Barnabus and Edith genuine newcomers or pseudonyms for other regular posters?

Great question.
If you find out the answer will you let me know.

Was thinking exactly the same wharfy or are they oldies come back as newbies

Edith isnt a newcomer i dont think - worked out how to put pictures on and quotes correctly after only afew posts - people on here still cant do it after years!

Forums aren't new to me, neither are pictures. Infact - It's my job.

I can only speak for myself here because I'm not Barnabus and nor do I know him/her - I'm just me. I didn't know this joint existed until recently, I read for a little while and then thought I'd intrude.

Hollyoaks is pants.

www.lbc.co.uk/teenager-gets-tatt ... s_leg/1679 All I can say is WOW

www.lbc.co.uk/teenager-gets-tatt ... s_leg/1679 All I can say is WOW

I like a good Tattoo but that is crap.

Do you have any Anakin?

No sorry.

Don't be sorry, Go get some. Mrs Skywalker will love 'em.

No thanks I have enough scars around my right knee (ACL) I don't need anymore for decoration.

Get one to cover your scars, think maori style.

Classic Fawlty Towers on Gold.

"I know noooothing".

'This Basil, This Basil's hand, This slap on head'

It were the one with the General with memory problems, He gave him his horse winnings to keep it a secret and Manuel was under strict orders to say nothing, Basil came unstuck when he actually wanted Manuel to tell the General it was Basil's money because he couldn't remember, Manuel stood firm with "I know nothing".

Too funny.