I know what my word was, Christ - I wrote it. I'm not senile.

I meant your word in your last post, It was a joke, I get that you meant "Edit-AS Treatment" as it was written and not that there was actually an edited out word in your own post.

Sheeeeesshhhhhh!

I'll be honest I did wonder if you had lost it TBH!!

Lost what?

How good is 60minute makeover?

Wet paint doesn't stop them laying carpet and hanging pictures.

The designer today is a tit though, I don't like him.

been a joiner i hate this programme you cant do anything in an hour as such, there fitting kitchens sometimes it has to be the worst programme ever

I understand the sentiment but they never do proper joinery, It's all pre-built tat.

Collecting the deliveries and removing the packaging alone can take an hour and that's if they all turn up on time. Still, I love it. I think it's obviously not a 60 minute makeover, more so that it's on the telly for an hour. Probably filmed over a day.

Mr Mahogany is on now, Dickie's real deal. I like it when one of the collector offers say £100 and Dickie jumps in, "Can I just stop you there, an independent valuer has valued this item at between £420-500 so unless the trader is going to seriously up his offer, I'd go to auction". They "No-Deal" at £100 and go to auction and it doesn't get off the ground. They've always bought them for £1.50 at car boot too, I never see any of this crap at Walton St.

Not always.
Sometimes the dealer offers £100 and it shoots to the moon and goes for over £500.
Thats the chance they take which is kinda the point of the show

Don't worry Anakin, I know, I get it!

Barnabus isn't playing nice.

I was trying to have a conversation. That's how I begin conversing.

I love you.

Also, Mild Rover must have forgotten to send me over the RLFans Moderator Application Form.

Please could you forward it to me?

I believe I have all the attributes to make a very good moderator, plus I have charisma, charm and I'm extremely good looking (see avatar).

What you mean is you'd like to rub your trouser rocket betwixt her pumped up jugs.

She'll like that.

I don't think you would pass the sanity test TBH.

Just realised that I'm Stevo's Armpit. That's disgusting, how many posts to 'progress'?

I would. I have passed such tests before. Easy Peasy.

How did you become a mod, Anakin? What's your story?

I joined RLFANS, I became a mod.

What happened between joining and 'becoming a mod'?

But what was the process?

How long did it take?

Who approached you?

Did you approach someone?

It happened is all.

You seem quite secretive about it?

I'm just curious really (not in THAT way), as I'm sure others are too.

That guy, Matty, listed as a mod for here? Is he due to be replaced? I don't see him much.

Also,

Providing it doesn't contain any profanity, may I start a poetry thread for the budding poets out there? Or can I write poetry in this thread.

I hope to become the appointed poet laureate of the Hull KR forum.

I've been learning magic from a little book, disappointing really it's more like Ken Dodd than David Blaine. I've noticed my post's are disappearing though, clever that, not got to that chapter yet.

My poem was deleted, although it did contain rude words.