Someone asked me 'so what time do Hull kick off?' I said 'oh about every 5 minutes'

Peter Gentle has just got his new company car...

That can't be his, the wheels are still on it.

oh well always next year

It even has a cd player...

The British Heart Foundation charity shop on Hessle rd have just announced they're expecting a large donation of Hull FC shirts tomorrow if anyones interested..

Enjoy it. The laughing is a merry go round. It's your turn and well deserved after that shambolic episode!

But unfortunately for you it's your turn at the end of the season so it's gunna be a long winter for FC fans.

Nah, give it a short while and, courtesy of the media, all will be bright and full of prospect at Hull FC with a new season dawning.

Gobble gobble, eat it up, pass it on.

Has anyone updated wikipedia yet for the record playoff points against? No need to alter the team,just add another five on.

Be as long for us as it is for you i imagine. I feel pretty disgusted. I also just remembered i need to get my pass before going on holiday! That i can tell you is a bad place to be at moment!

Somebody has to bring the kicking tee on !!

Dont forget s/l full time.

I had to check the Sky menu, I thought I had accidently tuned into the 2013 Comedy Awards

I've just been speaking to someone at work who went and the funniest thing about last night was the Hull fans who tried to leave after 20 minutes couldn't as they wouldn't open the gates to let them out.

Hulls new songs Im a looser and 76 trombones and lets

Well I got in last night at about 9-30 to be told my phone had been going off all the time. I was being strongly advised to tune into the rugby. Now I have my reservations about modern technology and it's long term effects on society but last night I fully appreciated the multi media options now at my disposal.
I couldn't decide which option was the funniest, the tv, the radio or the Hull forum. Each was a gift that kept giving.
I woke this morning with aches in my lower ribs and served the kids jelly and ice cream for breakfast such was my jolly mood. They even got hundreds and thousands though today they were refered to as 76ers.
I couldn't express the way I felt. Then I remebered a Norweigian commentator from my youth.

Adam Pearson, Knocker Norton, Mick Crane, Arthur Bunting,
Boyes, Setams, The Smackheads outside the 24 hour pharmacy Anlaby Road,
Barry Nutall, Dane O'Hara, Gary Kemble,
The Criterion, Legends and Icons,
Cum on U Ull, Jake The Peg,
Barton Baird, Lee Crooks,
Peter Sterling, Peter Sterling Wake Up Your Boys Took a Hell Of A Bumming

Ah Shadenfreude its great.

I actually contemplated going last night but then decided that because Hull are such a boring team to watch I couldn't be bothered.

Error.

You're really pants at this rugby supporting lark at times!

The thought of not seeing a KR fan wetting himself laughing live on SKY TV whilst FC are getting dismantled when it could of happened makes me sad. I don't want to feel sad today.
Sandra I hate you

Cheer yourself up by re calling Gentle appearing to head off home after 30 mins. His Bagpus face as he went to the sideline, Holdsworths marvelous efforts from marker for Robinson's FOURTH try, Liam Watts 'putting in a shift',
a 148 year club record (not achieved 72 hours post a derby with a significantly weakened team, no achieved in a play off game.........for the second time), Stevo proclaiming the come back on at 54-6, Ellis justfying the hype (at least we only suffered Mason for a month) and if that's not enough to lighten your mood just cut to Pearson's face in the stand .
Now if that isn't enough to lift your depression check out the Hull forum. I'd recommend it as a treatment for depression.
And if that's not enough imagine how much easier your moderator job is going to be for the next month.

Still not happy. Check out the Garethh Ellis thread on the Wakefield board.

looks like the socks have been well used last night

Still laughing?

You couldn't think of anything original then?