Going to Morrisons.

Trying his hand at Lacrosse.

he is following in bob everitts footsteps and retiring and becoming a mormon his family (who are all massive hull fc fans)told me

Want's his own planet to rule? Can't blame the lad.

Is that what happens when you join a mental sect?

I'd be ace at ruling a planet, can I have Saturn please?

Only if you tend to Jesus' fore skin!

Uranus would be better suited, you bumder.

Bumder's don't get their own planet.

They go to hell.

Too many bumders, not enough planets. Culling them is the only fair way to treat them equally.

Not a great choice. Saturn is primarily coposed of hydrogen, helium, methane, and ammonia. Hydrogen is far too reactive for life to survive within it, as the hydrogen would tend to bond much more easily to fragile DNA molecules, tearing them apart. Not to mention it has a mean temparature of around -200 degrees Celcius and wind speeds of up to 1,100 mph, which make Craven Park sound positively balmy.

Sounds like an awful atmosphere, something which you would know a lot about

Says who?

I would bet a pound he is a Pie by the end of this week!!

Saturn is a better proposition than it's smaller, inferior neighbour Uranus which suffers from small planet syndrome.

Now you really are talking out of Uranus.

signed for Wigan 3 year deal,left twitter aswell to stop everyone hounding him.

There's more left handed people, cull them, more for the right.

In fact when I see a left handed person I'll ask them why they're leading an alternative life style and if they want saving.

I don't know what to do with the ambidextrous?

I'm not sure he'd get hounded for moving to Wigan. He might be sick of getting pestered with questions.

Fear of hounding, if that were the case, would IMO suggest a move to Hull - which would be a slightly sad reflection, but probably a legitimate concern.
That'd be an announcement I'd prefer to say delayed until I go on holiday!

joel monaghan heard that taylor was being hounded on twitter and just joined

Cant see why taylor would get hounded for joining wigan as most kr fans have come to terms with him leaving . Joining the mighty fc now that would be understandable

Don't tell Easty


Where is he by the way? Was giving it loads during Rovers good form blip mid season, gone AWOL during the UB40 run-in. Poor form.

Ediths vanished aswell

That was pretty good for you Jake.

My uncle was ambidextrous. And Illiterate. Which was a double tragedy, as it meant he was unable to write with either hand.

I think the saying is 'I'll get my coat'

Someone from within the Wigan club. His words were, 'We are in negotiation but the deal is becoming problematic, as things stand there is less than a 50% of us signing him.'

Obviously, the position could change and if you believe others it already has.