Looks like she's just guffed.

I knew it! Always pictured PMH like this sipping a pimms whilst he tickles the keyboard.

Leaning more toward the aliens?

Just needs to pluck the other eyebrow.

Can you leave your own private collection out of it?

Thats the anorexic He-man film poster.

Work firewall seems to be blocking that, must be naughty.

It's real naughty, it's a goose showing it's pink bits.

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I'm in Wrexham tonight at the McDonalds 200 yards from the Racecourse ground, just had a Big Tasty, they're lovely when free.

Gingerspice, where are you these days, this thread dies without you.

I really dislike McDonald's and can just about live with a Burger King, the Angus thingy isn't bad.

I like a burger, used to think Yankee Land was great but those bit's of shoe leather they give you in there are terrible compared to a good home made pub burger, or even one of your own. They're incredibly easy to make. All you need is decent butchers mince, then wang whatever else you fancy in a bowl with it. I like a bit of red onion, a bit of toasted cumin seeds, English mustard powder, little bit of bread crumbs, one egg for every half kilo of meat, seasoning and whatever else takes your fancy. Mush it all about, make into sort of cricket ball size shapes and flatten 'em out a bit and off you go.

Families. Harumph. Just bugger off will you? There's a reason we live in different areas of the country.

Christ I'm so sick of putting my foot in it.

So, I'm standing at the photocopier when someone from another team (that I don't particularly like) comes up, I make polite conversation. It goes like this;

pmh; "So, you're getting married soon aren't you, must be exciting?"
Wassock Face; "Well, we split up yesterday".
pmh; "Oh. Sorry to hear that."

Awkward silence ensued...

Whoa! GJB is a lurking, won't post though, too busy repossessing Bright house telly's on Marfleet Lane.

Not as good as Matty either, he's hard at work updating the 2008 fixtures on "theprideofeasthull.com".

3.5 hours in uni library + 1 hour in Planet Coffee + 3 hours work = my idea of a perfect working day.

Why was pmh's 'the world according to a goose' thread closed, can we open a new one?
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Pmh, I'm at a function on Sunday of which the dress code is 'smart casual', please elaborate on this for me. There's cheese and crackers at half time, would this make any difference?

Thanks in anticipation,
dum-dum

You're posting in it.

Probably because it was rubbish.

Mild Rover locked two of my threads, just trying to be helpful in both of them, can't help some people can you? No.

That Hayne Train's a touchy fellow, oh well, never mind.



Depends what sort of function, if it's a barbecue then some nice jeans, maybe "Se7en's" or my favourite's, "Citizen Of Humanity", a good shirt and some Birkenstock's.

Garden party type thing than a linen suit all the way, roll the sleeves up, wear a pastel shirt, Gucci loafers and grow a mullet, slicked back with "Soul Glo" so you look like Crocket and Tubbs from Miami Vice.

Oh, and you'll need a Ferrari.



Not my thread this is it, no concept of owner ship me.

It's a sporting event, I'll be mixing it amongst Neil Rudd, Yorkshire Radio and the like.

I'm thinking my crimbo jumper would fit right in.

Oh aye, forgot the rugby was on!

I'd stay away from Mr. Yorkshire Radio if I were you, seems a bit of an angry character.

What's the Christmas jumper like?

Several snowflakes across the top half and two kissing reindeer at the bottom.

Very dashing. Mrs. dum-dum must gush with pride at having such a debonair young buck on her arm.

Can't keep her hands off me.



Does smart casual just mean no white trainers or ripped jeans?

I'd say so, although a cravat is definitely required.

Frilly-laced or plain?