I've been doing a bit of renovation over the Easter holibobs, what you do innit.

Secret Hill Top Lair is made of stone, got a bit bored of that, not very cheery in the dark Winter months.

Anyway, I got some of that brick effect wallpaper and covered it with that, put cling film over the top of that to keep the rain out. Hey presto, brick cladding.

Classy.

Any plans to patent it or did you nick the idea from someone else?

All my own work. Looks reet grand.

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Today I have found out the following:

- That VTers hate polls that don't have an 'I don't care' option.

- It is cool not to care.

- Joel Clinton is a plodder and doesn't do enough minutes*.



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Barney - Are you on the HKR Steering group?

Perhaps we should have a shuffle around and change the current group, if you're not on it, can I put your name forward?

I have no idea what that is or what it does.

To be honest, being chairman of both the Cacophony Society and the British Llama Society, I have very little free time.

Your asterisked point should also mention he refuses to go back on if for a second spell if Chris Chester doesn't help him off with his hi-vis bib, feigns injury and everything.

How fit are those 3 blonde cougars? Phwoar. If only I was 8 years younger.

I might make a fan-site in hope of getting a shiny "fan-site editor" badge, is this plausible? Matty's is crap, mine will be awesome.

Sorry, "mine will" makes it look like I've committed, I haven't. Not without the promise of that shiny badge.

Out of interest, how did that one guy get the "not a mod nor admin be"?

Who you chatting about? vbfg?

Yeah.

What about fansite, want to be involved? If you blog on it you'll get a shiny editor badge too!

If you get one, then I will as well - shirley?
High Five

Cool, anyone else?

I need a bit more info, do we have to pay to submit a 'fansite'? Let's be honest, surely Matty isn't paying for his site to be there?

Might do, as long as it could be a casual arrangement, I'll ten blogs on week, then two a month.

Ramekin will never let us have the keys, keeps them securely in his desk drawer next to the chalk and black board rubber.

Come fly with me, come fly with me, lets fly away...

There is maybe/hopefully something in the pipeline. Your interest has been noted.

How do you become a moderator?

Is it based upon how many years you've been a member?
Is it a system like the Masons where you have to be invited by a current moderator?
Do you have to be of a certain minimum age?
Is there an Rlfans development system for training and recruiting moderators?
Do you have to prove your moral fibre in a series of sacred tasks?
Do you require character references?

Upon becoming a moderator, is there an initiation ceremony?
If there is an initiation ceremony, does it involve masks and dancing?
How are moderators on the VT chosen?
Do current moderators aspire to moderate the VT?
Is there a Stuart Cummings type person keeping you all inline behind the scenes?

What are the grounds for being dismissed as a moderator?
Do moderators have a league table, ranked by the amount of people they've banned?
Do Moderators put on their CV's that they moderate in their spare time?

Thanks.

Thats all I can say, please don't show anyone else this pm or i'll get sacked.

Easty got sacked, can't remember why now.

How on earth do you get sacked as a moderator on a forum

Painting the banner at the top of the page (none of the new fangled digital ones back in the day), he went outside the lines.

He didn't get sacked he walked.

Ah, my mistake, apologies easty.

You lot still getting cougar dating at the top; ive never had it...

Ive got a massive one.... also a big advert at the top- "black match" dating ebony women. haha