Inquisitive me this morning, full of questions.

Did You Here What They Said?

Just found two pork pies in the fridge. Boom!

Been me I would have said Brooke.

Dear pmh
I think the time has come for you to expand your set of responsibilities on here. Would you consider something to rival McLaren Field's advice page on the Leeds board? I think it would be much fun.
Yours in anticipation
Mrs B
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Of course, always happy to help, although I'm going to be a little busy for the nest hour. It's nearly four o'clock, Ms. pmh is at work, so I have to start doing all the things I should have been doing all day.

Prancing around the kitchen to "King Tubby" was not on the list but has featured heavily in today's activities.

Prancing is a Yuletide reindeer activity IMO. I do have two questions though.

1. There are at least three superhero films out this summer, Green Lantern, Transformers: Dark Side of the Moon, and Captain America. If you were to be a superhero, what would you be? What would your special power be and would you have a cape and wear underpants on the outside?

2. Why is there only one Monopolies Committee?

Thanks in advance
Mrs B

1. Invisibility I think would be pretty cool. Can think of a mulitude of perverted uses


2. It got confusing to look after all the little green houses and red hotels. Just one interested group works much better

PS I realise I am not pmh, a fact that makes me cry most days

Well, I was actually cutting a mean rug but didn't want to fx>"Youth Parlance Mode"-On<fx big myself up too much fx>"Youth Parlance Mode"-Off>fx.

I would clearly be, Goose Thunder, I would be able to smite Godzilla on Mount Fuji with my fiery halitosis breath, no cape or pants, they'd get in the way of me being able to fly at the speed of sound, 333.33 m/s and I'd have a magic Moog synthesizer which would enable me to do mind control.

It has to be the monopolies commission, if it was the duopoly commission this would lead to the establishment having to admit to the existence of the parallel universe that edumacated people like wot we are know to exist. A fact kept hidden and secret by "The Man".



Don't beat yourself up, this is a common ailment.

Lordy. Bit mid life crisis innit?


I think you still need some sort of costume. You don't have nudie superheroes, do you? What about a crown, or a fancy bowtie thing?


Have you ever read "Them"?

Not Captain America,he died of cancer.
(In the comic I might add.)

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Been happening for ages, I started early by buying motorbikes, sports cars and designer clothes in my teens.

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Bow tie, that's it. Good shout, it'll fire acid.

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Have you ever read "Them"?

There was a film called The Green Hornet not long ago too. Not to mention the Hulk. And Sheldon J Plankton in Spongebob Squarepants. We might be onto something here.

But you did anyway.

red and white!
Of course I have to explain to certain people that I dont cut hair.

Simply amazed at what people pay for some things on that popular internet auction website, e.g. £25 for a badge! cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT Reckon that site must have cost charity shops a lot of cash too, e.g. you used to see old shirts of both clubs in charity shop windows, these days thanks to that site you can get £20+ very easily: cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

Simply amazed at what people pay for some things on that popular internet auction website, e.g. £25 for a badge! cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT Reckon that site must have cost charity shops a lot of cash too, e.g. you used to see old shirts of both clubs in charity shop windows, these days thanks to that site you can get £20+ very easily: cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

Best crisps...

1 Walker's Worcester Sauce.
2 Seabrook Prawn Cocktail.
3 McCoy's Chilli.

Looks good that, just ordered it. I also like the look of his new book about psychopaths.

Pickled onion Space Raiders

Quite like them Red Sky ones and Tyrell's. Mainstream, Seabrook's ready salted, proper Yorkshire crisps.

Forced to watch "Holby City", what an absolute pile of cackamallabab.

In better news, the massive tree fern (which unlike Jake Webster is from New Zealand) in my garden which I love and though had died over the harsh winter has sprouted a frond. If I wasn't so lazy I'd have already dug it up.

Jaw-droppingly awful. Which is worst,- wooden acting, ludicrous plots or excruciating scripts? Makes me yearn for the quality of Knots Landing.