Mate, I don't even know what planet you're on most of the time. One with loads of mystery, style and panache, of course.

Bum-licker. All boys together.

I can't read that yellow insult on my phone, you coward. Post it again, properly.

I am truly awful, this is a genuine attempt!

Have a real go.

I'll give it a serious go tomorrow.
I'm terrible at it, but i reckon i'll get a ten or so if i keep trying.

Seriously, I was trying. Might have to declare at 14.

Wednesday is a long time away.

This is ridiculous, just got two and then another zero.

Well really, how rude.

You should just give up and stop embarrassing yourself.

Oh, I can be [imuch[/i more embarrassing than this.

You should have seen my input to the betting thread.

Anyway, there's not much point in this seeing as most of your team are still too stupid to learn how to post on here so their scores won't count.

They can always post there score in LU.

All time highest registered score for the All-star slog is 305.

One of the lad's I work with has a friend who is 67th best in the world at Call of Duty or one of those other pretend soldier games. In one sense this is quite impressive as there are 100 million registered users or something daft. On the other hand, it is only for one type of mission (capture the flag or stealth attack maybe - even the lad's own mate isn't that interested) and he has completely ruined his life playing it all day, every day.

Yeah - I see chicken hunter got 9 off 2 innings and decided that'd do.

I bloody just did, you prodder. What difference did it make?

I think i might be safe this week.

When I had glandular fever I had absolutely nothing to do. I got one of the Colin McRae Rally games the day it came out and got really good quite quickly, I had about eight of the ten course records at one point, you posted them via a game generated code on a web site.

I went away for the weekend and when I got back people from all over the world were abusing me, it felt very strange.

Obviously that was before I started posting here and people from all over the world abusing me became a daily occurrence.

This is a very annoying game. I have no idea what I'm doing when I hit it out of the park or when I completely miss it

It must be my computer. Can't be me because I am great. At everything. All the time.

Good score that cobber.

Starting to get there.

This is sooooo unfair! I am rolled off yet MrPhillip has not done a thing for any task!! Roopy & Seany babe have kangaroos who cannot even type in their team.
I think Mrphillip should be evicted on the grounds that he is non existent and I should be allowed back in.

We can sub you back in place of MrPhilB, but given that you have to beat less people to be resurrected than you have to beat if you're alive you're probably best off dead at the moment.

If you follow me?

Mmmmm...yep I have got that.

MR is the rules that you can only be resurrected if you are rolled and not if you are voted off ?

[size=50no doubt you are deciding what rules to make up next hehe[/size

Right. Here's my first go:

Super Sid Domic.

Have a fag you will feel so much better

You're up against very red robin (who got distracted long ago), sir stan (who has declared his disinterest) and the 4 evicted Aussies (who might actually be roopy's pet wallabies), for one spot back in the game. So far your score to beat is 0.

Why don't you play, too, Darth? Will you do the baseball thing for me?