No it goes streaky that stuff don't it get a spray one from boots an Amber solaire one and get sum one to spray u they're also very good, bit concerned bout dum dum wonder if dumette knows he's a shim in disguise always best to come out with these things don't u think wonder what else he has in his collection

Probably has a wardrobe full of Laura Ashley dresses.

It's just nylons LRR. Nothing seedy.

Ramekin is lurking, hope you've all been good.

Boring. I'd imagined you prancing around in dumettes nurse outfit, wearing eye liner & calling yourself Edith.

What if it isn't dumettes outfit but dumdums?

It's all getting confusing with all these outfits, wonder if he can lend me sum lol does anyone remember blisters the roller skating place in hull .........

Yup

I've not bought it yet, might wear it under my replica kit for the derby.

They'd not fit you, shorty.

One of the Guineas is dead, well nearly dead. The kids couldn't care less, the only thing that upset them was they missed out on a visit to the cinema because we were at the vets.
It better be ok, it's just cost me 50 squid in vets bills.

The suns out.

U never heard of 6 inch heels

Don't u think it wud be cool for a place like that to be opened again am seriously thinking of getting sum of the retro boots the blue with yellow on them with four wheels and the stopper at the front

Fifty queens on vets bills for a ruddy guinea pig?

Are you mental? Rhetorical question.

Just put it in a pillow case and bang it off the wall, problem solved.

Love Guinea pigs me, used to have loads.Bad memories of one incident though. Remember Mister, one of my pigs, was ill so after a night on the lash i took him out of his cage and laid on the bed with him on top of me to keep him warm (seemed a good idea at the time). Due to said condition i was in i soon fell to sleep. Woke up in the morning completely forgetting about the pig but could feel a lump beneath me.......yes it was "Mister", and he resembled a beer mat.....

.... saved on vets bills though i suppose.

Sharky is dead. Really this time.
Vet rang, said he was getting worse & she offered to put him to sleep. I cried when I told the kids. Older one cried, younger one asked for a buscuit. Picking him up at 3pm then going to have burial in the back garden, then when the kids are in bed Mr Baldhead can dig him back up & stick him in the wheelie bin. Is that allowed?

Told you you should have just banged it off a wall.

Off to a Big Gay Party on Sunday in Manc.

Might be easier to stick it in a box, tell the kids he has to lay in mourning whilst they have had a bath or eaten an easter egg, take it out and put it in the bin, then tape the box up explain you do not want worms getting in the box if they ask why the box is taped up..hey presto! no digging later, unless you want him to dig it up later

Aw bless it's still emotional isn't it why not just leave it buried

Bloody hell, wish I'd have seen this first. Ah well looks like Mr BH has some digging to do, that will teach him for th Bullet Ant remark






We get a few Cats in the garden & next doors dog sometimes gets under the fence. The kids, ( well Jake) would be mortified if he went out saw it had been dug up.
Mind you with it been Easter I reckon I could get away with the resurrection story.

Good point there although I don't think a half eaten one u wud get away with the resurrection thing but think it smart thinking all the same

Seriously, your going to allow "a titty off of Wormy, the cum guzzler"?

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.

And ' my cock'.

He will invade your anus with his lightsabre. (convention stuff, this)