You said I was your favourite. Fickle. Who is your "favourite" Rovers player? Just for this week, obviously. I like Misi Taulapapa best.

Whoa! Was that a trombone?

Yeah, but that was before the fragrant Wharfedale came along.

I've always had a soft spot for Tracey Lazenby, just because he's called Tracey.

Next week it'll be Zook Ema, but only during the period he had a moustache, obviously.

This is getting ridiculous, my tape measure has miraculously reappeared but now my wood black has gone missing?

Edit:

Wood block, not black. Idiot.

Just sitting here waiting. KC man will be here between 8am - 1pm & the bed man will be here between 1pm & 6pm. <sigh>
Hate waiting.

Don't go for a wee, that's when they'll call.

I have my Tenor lady in place.

Bed man has been, just left a pallet outside of my door & buggered off! (Am I allowed buggered Mr Starwars?)
Managed to drag all the boxes in, blumming knackered now.

Did you need to alter it or add it to another word to get it past the swear filter?
Apparently not so why would it get red lettered?

How are some still struggling to understand?

Wood block, tape measure are you about to fashion some more big castanets? A bit limiting musicwise, maraccas, castanets and a trombone have you thought of bongos?

Ooh you're snappy today. Was only asking.

And I was only explaining for about the 10th time.

Ok Mr Crocodile, you don't have to use that tone with everyone you know. People might start not to like you.

Get the negative tone out of our Chat Thread.

No tone meant but I have to wonder how many more times I have to type it.

A million, I'll never understand.

I had some congas, they got stolen yesterday.

Strange thieves you have over there, or is it an insurance scam? Keep a tight grip on your xylophone.

Sore throat this morning, almost lost my voice.

Foggy.

Some of those questions and answers I promised.

Why, when I like eyes, do people look more attractive in those massive sunglasses?

All food is better with the addition of either bacon or chorizo.

What is the point of Matty?

All music is better for the inclusion of some slap bass.

Why do people in large four by fours insist on driving on the narrowest roads right down the middle?

Bacon and creme brulee Mmmmm.

Then again I did submit to a couple of Pickled Onion Monster munch yesterday, first time for months.

By the way, the other day when you mentioned that you hadn't done profiteroles for ages and cheese was your preference at the end of a meal, I had a go at savoury profiteroles. Filled them with a cheesy mixture with some green chillies (was a bit like those BK chilli cheese bites) and dressed them with a tomato and red pepper sauce. depending on taste tests they could go on my list of starters.