Quote ="pmh"Not even if it's in capitals?
Do I have to now admit that I did not in fact see Mr. Mason sat atop a massive pile of Mr. Whippyesque faeces in Manchester's Northern Quarter adjacent to Odd Bar and offer a full and frank apology?'"
I think we can claim most of your stuff is the non-defamatory product of an overactive and slightly unbalanced imagination.
I used to live in Manchester. Never missed a Rovers game though - used to check the scores on text religously.
