Like David Haye me. First to the punch.

Well, other than not being a boxer or having corn rows. I have got a glass jaw though.

Maybe wearing the old chicken fillets

Was still a funny picture.

Batgirl? Yeah, never heard of her.

IOBF!

Do you mind? You know very well I was referring to his pointless shoes.

I cannot sand those chichen fillets. I always think it must be such a let down for the chap when he finally succeeds in luring one to the bedroom. He thinks he's got off with Sam Fox and then realises it's actually Twiggy. Honesty is the best policy, ladies.

Fx means 'function' in pure maths, pmh.

Honesty? You (Not you in particular) dye your hair, cover up all your imperfections with foundation, wear heels, false nails and padded bras.

Your not sat there in a fold-up spoting Eddie Stobards are you?

I do none of these things. It's you lot who are dishonest. Always trying to convince us that six inches is the equivalent length of the average little finger.

I Own Bat Fink?

None of these are crimes, in my single days, (cue "New World Symphony"icon_wink.gif I always found the best policy to be blind drunk by the end of the evening. Made for some fairly harrowing mornings though.

Gotta get that chicken in, there's pre weekend brownie points to be earned.

I've just lied. I do wear high heels. Lots, actually. But none of the othernthings, though.

Thats just a fairytale invented by women to justify their inability to park anywhere near a kerbside.

It's only bloody Friday.

If any of u get chance go on u tube and type in funny cat break ups then go to the Ginger and black and White one down the page it's one hell of an angry cat, my daughter thinks it's hilarious.

Ugh. The warm chicken salad that was offered to me on my return from Widnes last night was a bit tough.

I never went last night as it was my lads prom, sounded a good game on the radio though the commentators implied the score did not reflect the game...I just hope we throw every-thing at the C/Cup as realistically that is the only chance we have as do KR...God I would love an all Hull final

we can all dream cant we but do you think either team has a chance because i don't

Concrete base is down, going to put the projector up in the garden for the boxing; come on Vitali!

Boo! Haye all the way!

Is he fighting as well?

Hayes knocked out in the 4th.

Hey gotta be talented to hold a spit bucket!

What time will the main event? I've got a couple of bad memories of buying these things and then watching with metaphorical matchsticks holding my eyelids open and hoping it is over within 3 rounds so I can get to my bed. Missed out middle age, me.

I'm brilliant in bed though - out like a light in 10 minutes every night.