Go!

PEOPLE (AND ANIMALS AND PLANTS IF YOU'RE VENUS FLY TRAP OR ANOTHER OF THOSE MAD FLESH EATING THINGS) OF THE WORLD, RISE UP, THROW OFF YOUR SHACKLES AND JOIN IN THE FIGHT AGAINST CRABISM.

The only good crab is a dead crab.

im going to ban the use of capital letters and punctuation in all my posts until the crab is reinstated

You didn't say 'Ready, Steady',

Silent protest?

Yippee

I was referring to Ms. Wharfedale, but she has now edited her post you crab murdering filth pot.

I did avoid eating the dead man fingers though.

Is it true about THE CRAB?

So has it gone?
I hope not, took me half hour to do my avatar

Men. Mr W. is being paid to sail around the majestic Norwegian Fjords, I asked him what it was like and he said he couldn't see anything because of all the mountains and stuff.



He's =#FF0000Edit-AS off because he probably won't be able to get a Sky signal for the R.L.


(

) that's my silent protest! In the Crustacean debate.

:13s16875C:13s16875retinous
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:13s16875A:13s16875lso
:13s16875B

Always best, not too tasty.

I've just eaten a crab in remembrance of our dear scuttling friend.

=#FF0000* Use of that word as an insult is meant to be an instant ban. This is from on high. I lean towards raising awareness for a first offence. I'm notoriously inconsistent, so nobody should rely on it. On other boards you'd be gone. Cheers.

edit - the word was 'retard'. might as well raise awareness as widely as possible.

As an addition to this I'm sure MR won't mind me saying that shortening it by removing the first 2 letters won't make it any more wanted/tolerated.

Ah. Fair enough mate and I appreciate not banning me I didnt mean any offence but can obviously see why it can upset people. I hang my head in shame!

How will I be able to refer to my favourite FC poster without breaching these randomly applied rules?

Dunno, mate, but you've already got a fail in your post!

Clarification needed on frepneytide and freptide

Tell you what tho' - the =#FF0000Edit-AS was low this evening. Could see lerds of stuff.
No sign of any crabs

Pictures of crabstick men and you - Status Quo.

To save dragging up an old thread

What the devil is happening with the new banner?

Couldn't resist adding this either, for no other purpose than to make sure we never forget the outrage, that this one was over looked previously

What is the situation with the Crab ?

Surely the use of capital letters is not against the AUP!!!

You cannot just make it up as you go along

Good job