If anyone hears of any planned or upcoming events could you please let me know, cheers.

Depends how far you wanting to travel Trace. Here's a couple.

Craft and Gift Fair (24th November)
Sewerby Hall and Gardens, Sewerby, Bridlington

Craft and Gift Fair(December 7th)
The Expanse Hotel, North Marine Drive, Bridlington

Craft and Gift Fair (Dec 6th & 7th)
Victoria Hall, Victoria Road, Saltaire, Shipley

Arts & Craft Fair (Dec 6th & 7th)
St William's College, York

Found a website with some events in. www.craft-fair.co.uk/Diary.cfm?NextDate=0

Found a website with some events in. www.craft-fair.co.uk/Diary.cfm?NextDate=0

I'm holding one in the car park of The George And Dragon pub in Aldbrough on Wednesday the twenty second of December, one pm sharp.

I'll be selling gift labels I've made by cutting the pictures off old Christmas cards with pinking shears to give them a lovely zig zag effect around the edges, various feathery decorations and I'm also thinking about knocking up a few mince pies and maybe a bit of mulled wine.

Hope to see you there, I'll be dressed as a Christmas goose for the kiddies. I'm fully CRB checked.

Quote ="Easty"Found a website with some events in. www.craft-fair.co.uk/Diary.cfm?NextDate=0'" Thanks Kev, I have actually been on that site, but it doesn't seem to cover our area, looking more for Hull and surrounding villages really, eg did one in south cave last year.

Quote ="Easty"Found a website with some events in. www.craft-fair.co.uk/Diary.cfm?NextDate=0'" Thanks Kev, I have actually been on that site, but it doesn't seem to cover our area, looking more for Hull and surrounding villages really, eg did one in south cave last year.

Think you're missing a big opportunity timingwise. Blue Peter advent crowns has always been the top sellers at these sort of events so you need to go earlier. Plus any self-repecting goose will be getting very fat by then, which might restrict your animated "Roll up, roll up" routine.

You mistake me for some sort of domestic fowl being fattened for the table of a retired colonel with beautiful mutton chops and an eye glass.

I was thinking of going North to The Tundra, but after a recent sojourn I've decided to stay in my Secret Hill Top Lair throughout the darker months.

I take your point about timing but I'm doing several events across the country and just snook Aldbrough in at the end and to give me a chance to visit my old Dutch friends at the cliff top public house. That's after I've sold all my illegal Chinese fire works.

I take it from RoversTrace's lack of response that she will not be attending my event, which is a shame as I like to see her going about in her little car resplendent with it's special number plate and myriad of stickers. I was hoping she might take my photograph. Shame.

hi trace its aid try the council website or tourist info who should be in the know. The council do one in december each year hope that helps

Please take it from my lack of response that I think you're stark raving bonkers



PS Don't have a myriad of stickers on it anymore and it's never been 'little', since I got a new one, still got my plates though. Wow!! My very own stalker

I get sick of reading adverts and wanted notices from a certain person. On the Hull KR forum, should there not be topics regarding Hull KR only. If the "mods" care about this site, please move, remove, block and stop this stuff.

The title says O/T, perhaps with your limited knowledge you don't know what that means, should I enlighten you or should I let the mods do that.

Take your personal pettiness and stick it where the sun doesn't shine 'Abbott'

Even if you're not destined for the plate of Lord Prescott this Yuletide, you should still be getting fat - surely you need the insulation for the bleak midwinter in Otley? And what's this domestic/exotic demarcation nonsense? Sounds a bit snobby to me. No one likes a snooty goose when you're trying to keep a migratory formation together.




Always fancied the Tundra. Purple is my favourite colour and in every Collins Childrens Atlas since 1973,the Tundra is always shaded a lovely lilac, betwixt the stark ice cap white and the rather bland pale green temperate zones.


Chinese fireworks? Chinese lanterns are more on trend now. You write your dreams on them and release them. Careful about wind direction though - they did this on one of those wedding reality tv shows and it blew back on the bride and she nearly caught fire. Cruel, but I did laugh a bit.


Not sure about car stickers tbh. My other car is a Porsche, Baby on Board, If you can read this you're DRIVING TOO CLOSE etc - really really dull, and don't get me started on the dangly shirt things that were so popular in the era of Bullmania - absolutely shocking. I did see this in the US earlier this year that I quite liked, however: Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors.

If I feel we're getting inundated (sp?), I will. But I don't. It's not like it's knocking news of new signings of the front page. Innocent request for information from an OP who is sensible and respected.

It does not matter how many are been put on or how much news there is. It is not for someone to advertise for things they want, unless RL related.

That's me told.

Bet you're really upset



Just to make it rugby related then, I'll wear my Rovers shirt when I have my stall - ok?

Quote ="TheAbbot"It does not matter how many are been put on or how much news there is. It is not for someone to advertise for things they want, unless RL related.'" Why not? I've seen lots of people post 'O/T' on here, nothing at all to do with rugby, yet this is the first time i've seen you complain. Just to give you a clue, cos you're obviously not getting it: viewtopic.php?f=59&t=472239 viewtopic.php?f=59&t=432022 viewtopic.php?f=59&t=473762 O/T Not rocket science is it?!!

Quote ="TheAbbot"It does not matter how many are been put on or how much news there is. It is not for someone to advertise for things they want, unless RL related.'" Why not? I've seen lots of people post 'O/T' on here, nothing at all to do with rugby, yet this is the first time i've seen you complain. Just to give you a clue, cos you're obviously not getting it: viewtopic.php?f=59&t=472239 viewtopic.php?f=59&t=432022 viewtopic.php?f=59&t=473762 O/T Not rocket science is it?!!

Then post something interesting and rugby related then you dull twerp and don't read O/T threads.

Did RoversTrace tell you off at school or something? all you ever post is disparaging comments about her photography and now you're wittering on about her threads?



I don't often go to Otley, The Box Tree at Ilkley is my usual haunt up that neck of the woods.



Oh, you'd love it, you get to shat on The Inuit's as well. Good times.



They're bad, some of my more cerebrally challenged bovine friends have eaten a few of these and choked, at least with Chinese fireworks it's usually only pit bull owning Muppet's that blow their hands off.



How utterly bourgeois.



Completely dreadful, I whole heartedly agree. The worst ones are those "Little Princess On Board" and the like, so, you've managed to procreate and are awfully proud about it. Well done you smarmy wassock.



Yeah, fair point, can't really argue with that.

There's usually one at the Danish Seamen's Church

Thank you, i'll look into that.

Was going to mention that one myself.

Justs didnt want to de-rail the thread from Traceys stalker

Some classic posts there.

No but we are having a party.
Agar, Morgs, Yeamo and Brisc all coming in their O'Neill's Hoodies to toast the big fat fella in the Red Suit (Not Clint Newton).

Free drugs and Prostitutes for everyone over the age of 21.

Just to appease the moron who felt the need to email Hudgell about me and this last post can I point out that we are not having any form of Christmas party with drugs and prostitutes nor will anyone from HKR be invited to such an event.

It is quite scary the lengths some people go to. If anybody needs a Prozzie it is probably the guy who spends his days complaining to the Chairman of an RL club about posts on a message forum

That will be Silvio Berlusconi a no show then Digger