Time you setting off?

I can't believe I've just seen you on Match of the Day 2!



It'll be on Too Bad, Too Good soon. Eddie playing up to the camera as 'Uncle Sam'.

"Do that again and I'll drop you silly c*nt"

Its Match of the Day, its gone to my head

I was watching your battle with great interest, getting ready to charge in myself.

Violence doesn't solve anything Ash

It would have last night!

TBF he did bottle it for the rest of the match

That tool who's usually a ref is !

I'd have rather played with 4 than have him on our team



Did you hear Dave when he scrored that last goal? GET IN!!!!

Didn't you shout it too? I know I did.

Yeah but I always shout it just to wind-up the opposition

I'm still impressed with my reaction after I buried that volley.

You scored a goal?



I was half asleep last night, far too late to be playing football

I always score.

You was the first to shout "Quality finish Ash" too!



It's stupid, especially when it kicks off late too! It had gone 10:15 before we started last night.

See above about winding the opposition up





I was literally too tired to play last night. Good job the league was sown up weeks ago and I didn't need to play well.

Dickhead.



Thought we defended well again last night, how many shots did they have in our area?

Told you, its my system and it works if you have a decent keeper

You called....and decent doesnt come before me.....superb yes....

Its the glare off your head blinding them

What about with Mark in goal though?

I've just seen Phil Brown in Asda with half a dozen shopping bags, I said to him, "can you manage?"

He told me to Feck off!

Just found this old pic from the boulevard ,thought I would share . Who is the mystery 11 ???

looks like radders