But Joseph, you ARE a window licker my dear, and your always in a state!! I just didnt wanna upset you by telling you to your face, i wanted you to figure it out yourself. Now you finally know i can sleep at night.

I should of realised this a long time ago this is why your mother adopted me, so she could have 2 children window licking together... so she doesnt have to clean her windows.

Our mothers switched on.

Too right she is!!!

Mind you... i dont think she would have been to happy with our cleaning efforts after that take away on saturday night hahaha.

Aye good point



Awesome night though. Btw.. who text us saying thanks for a good night. luv you all?

Jim

lol.

Cool, he needs to be given my new number then. As he sent it to the old one.

Told you I'd be in the mix!



Did you hear him ticking me off tonight? Arsehole.

Cant believe he didn't give a foul on me when they scored from it.

That was shocking too, thought he was a decent ref? At least we didn't have the other one for the full night, I'd have been sent off if he stayed. What made me laugh is when he warned me though, it's not as if I said it [iat[/i him, I just said it in general.

None of them are any good. They cant make a decision and when they try its usually the wrong one. The worst thing is they just dont show any signs of improving.

You still gonna write that letter?

I used to be head ref there and trust me the standard now is shocking.

You don't need to tell me!



Just felt my temple, got a huge lump where that f*cker elbowed me.

Sorry mate

Payback for your car?

It really is random.

Anybody know where I can get an inflatable banana from in town?

The inflatable banana shop ?

Or as that gone bust?

Nothing to do with Ash's question but anyone know a good cheap way doing a load of Where's Wally costumes for a stag do?

Wigans shirts from the wire friendly come close.

Is that for Dave?

Aye just need to convince him its a good idea now



He was thinking superheroes but my idea is better especially as we are wearing them for the Sunderland vs Hull City game

Erm obviously you don't go.
It will be the hardest edition ever.

Not looking good.



I need to take one to the KC with me tomorrow!

Inflatable bananas at football games? thats so 80's

There's a reason behind it. That's why it [ihas[/i to be a banana.