To be honest, I've only met him once.... I don't really know either of them.

Only going for the Cas cheerleaders

My mate called me last Christmas and said he'd met someone on a night out, then said she was a Rovers fan, so I put the phone down on him!

Can't believe you are going out with a dobbin...whatever possessed you?

It aint gunna work, believe me any minor indiscretion in the future......

.......you haven't put the loo seat down; you have water splashes on the tiles after your bath (yep that's one i'm usually beaten with!!)....you snore in your sleep, you didn't kiss the mother in law goodbye (you know the one without any teeth and a wart / rougue hair on her nose)..all these issues when raised will lead into the wider argument that she's a dobbin and your a black and white.....her expectation and insistance on you going to the next home game with her (as a making up gesture)...i tell thee it isn't worth it!

Get out while you can......

It'll only end in tears

I'd be very suprised if any self respecting female Rovers supporter would want to gout with a FC fan given that there's 5 million Rovers supporters to choose from

I'd tell her to shut up and keep sucking

hmmmm

Thats only 'cos they would cheat and it allows them to double up...

Fathers and Brothers
Sisters and Mothers

quality answer

I'd agree to go along and in all her excitement i'd give her one last 'session' before smashing her over the head with a wooden airlie bird. Then, 1. i'd chop her into bits and post her to Hudgell with a note asking if i've got a case of no win no fee for murder

or, 2. Put her in a bin liner and hide it in Craven Park south stand, she'd NEVER be found

Why would she want to go out with a retard in the first place

How about tell her to f**k off?

Coming from someone with a fish with a retarded fin smaller than the other.

I think you're all missing the obvious opportunity here. Mr B was a red and white once. It's like a double benefit if you can work your magic and bring them over to our side - one less red and white, one more black and white. Our children are FC passholders also, it's like 4 for the price of one.

go.....and stand in the cas end

Okay I'll give you a proper answer.
If it's a serious relationship go for option 3 and tell her though you love her deeply & happy to drive her to the game & back you'd rather not watch the red & white $h!tE given the kicking you'd get from your mates for doing so.
If it's casual and she's fit & you want to keep her (only God would know why though) just tell her not to put you in an awkward position & sorry but I aint going, here's the train fare(or not if she isn't skint)
If she's a bit of a munter just say sorry but no can do, ask me again & yer dumped.

Excellent Work

sooner stick pins in my eyes

Any other suggestions.>>>>Start the patio now!<<<<<<

Excellent comedy, particularly the first one

I would take here to the game, tell her I will wait in the pub but insted of going to the pub I would go home.

Or is that just mean? Nah shes a dobbins fan.

You could just top yourself if worse comes to worse!

thats a big no no as well

Nothing wrong with us gooners!!!!

Not looking for a date here....just stating a point!