sadly all clubs have a few nuggets, us included. not nice but thankfully they are a minority.
u forgot john bishop

Everyone at everton fc

He prefers to be known as the guitarist in rock band Mille these days.

That's a bit of a mouthfull considering what The Artist Formerly Known As Prince is now called

We Love the fab Four

Ringo/ John/ Paul/ George

echo and the bunnymen
the mighty wah
the coral
the las
omd
john lennon
ian mc nabb
ian broudie
the farm
teardrop explodes
billy j kramer
billy fury
holly johnson
half man half biscuit
ricky tomlinson
elvis costello
kerry katona (oh hang on...)