im just a bit bored, since its nearly 1am, so i decided to have some fun

You can't have James Graham, biscuits only please!!!

My alcoholic beverage Dream Team...

1...Carling
2...Vodka straight
3...Sambuca
4...Vodka Red bull
5...Diesel
6...Tyskie
7...Dry white wine
8...Lech
9...Tuborg
10...Vodka Diesels
11...Turbo shandies
12...Fosters
13...Zweishch

14...Heineken
15...Old Rosie
16...San Miguel
17...Tenants Super

18th man...Water

Coach...Oliver Reed

No BixMix???

You can't play a rich tea on the wing, they're useless under the high ball!

right.

rock stars who would make a good rl team

1. jarvis cocker (good height for a full back hopefully similar ability to gary kemble)
2. lemmy (you need someone used to a bit of speed on the wing)
3. morrissey
4. johnny marr (good partnership for the centres)
5. billy bragg (used to operating on the left)
6. matt bellamy of muse (inventive and good orchestrator)
7. angus young (good solo work but also anchors his team)
8. josh homme
9. paul simon
10. henry rollins
11. kerry king of slayer
12. andrew wk
13. iggy pop (unpredictable maverick)

so there you go, plenty of trickery in the backs and a bit of beef and intimidation up front (plus lots of good tattoos)