As I have been otherwise engaged for the last couple of weeks can someone give me a brief overview of whats been going on in my absence? I really dont have time to trawl through all the threads so would appreciate just a quick run down (In a chart top 10 stylee) of the most important issues surrounding FC at the moment. Cheers.

1. Crocker isn't coming

2. We beat Salford and Castleford, it's seen as an unbeaten run nowadays!

3. Agar still isn't good enough

4. Berrigan has a "injury", what that really means is he has split the dressing room, here we go again.

5. Rovers are top of SL



that about covers it



oh yeah, it's all Sarp's fault (Peter) and Gods (injuries) nothing, I repeat, NOTHING to do with the coach or players.

1. Telly for sale.

2. Morrissey tickets for sale.

3. Crocker's not coming.

4. Manu's injured.

5. G Horne's injured.

6. Tingley's going part time.

7. Tom Briscoe's in the England squad.

8. Raynor back in training.

9. Motu's back in training.

10. Motu's not playing.



Oh! And something's going on with Dumberside but the club's banned me from talking to you so you'll have to ask the Brother.

didnt realise youd been gone





total bollox on here as usual