Older readers may prefer the analogy of "an ar5e like the beginning of Bonanza"

best thread yet

For those not old enough to remember this, the scene was a map somewhere on the plains, with a fire flaming out from the centre of the map.
I’m not that old, I just watch a few daytime repeats.

Spat my coffee out laughing when I read this and now I have a similar red mark but, not on my wrist

You forget I know different DS

You were probably in it as the old bar man

stop there pal

I used to love watching Bonanza.

Just to get back onto a RL track, I wonder if Hop Sing was related to Matt Sing?

Latest:
I've just broke a finger nail and had to go for a lie down, hopefully I'll be fit for the Hudds game.

I've strained my right brachialis at the gym - I'll be out for at least the rest of the week, and am currently on an ice and ibuprofen regime; updates to follow on Trinity TV, including details of my rehab.

Send thoughts and prayers as I traverse the long road to recovery.

Perhaps it’s time to start a “Three Yorkshire men” thread. You know like “strained right brachialis, when I were a lad I strained every brachialis in me body, got up at 3 in the morning, crawled ten miles to pit did 12 hours on coal face, crawled ten miles back home, I couldn’t afford ice packs and ibuprofen we had bread and drippingl,
Cue, BLM

You were lucky

I myself remain injury free but remain unavailable for selection, to get back on track I'll update



Fifita - in recovery, weeks left?

Arona - in recovery, weeks left?

Crowther - in recovery, weeks left?

King - in recovery, weeks left?

Miller - rested at a guess

now for the less obvious

Westerman - still a no show, is he injured

Batchelor - injured?

Arundal - Injured?

Give it up man, you can comfort yourself with (inadvertently) creating the most amusing thread of the decade

After last night's "meeting" with Mrs BG, I am now currently out with a groin strain.


I defo won't be back for the Shudds game and I'm doubtful for Hull KR away......

Sounds like a poor "performance" has got you in the sin bin.
A groin strain shouldn't keep you from watching Trin, although it could impair your future "perfomance".

You will respect my authority



Thanks for the insight but I think I'd already worked that out

I can assure you wrencat, it wasn't down to a "poor performance"


In fact, I'd say Mrs BG is in a worse state than me - she's walking a bit peculiar now.....

Awks, as the kids say...

I just hope video ref didn’t get involved

Dont know about the VR but, he struggled with the shot clock

Yes I know DS, I passed you crawling back the other way from t night shift

Were you telling her you’re favourite jokes as well BG, because you’re neighbours said she hasn’t stopped laughing since

Charming, BLM, charming.......