Buy my 2.0 Turbo, 20 mpg and I'm paying 136.5 for 99 RON at Shell in Ossett. £5k ono

20mpg thats not good, does the 5k include a tank full of fuel.

Get an old Rover 25. Always starts, sometimes stops and who in their right mind will want to nick one?

Practical Al, practical. Estate car, large boot to carry work related crap round in. Old age = practicality in choice of vehicle unless I win the lottery then I'll get a hairdressers car.

Last time I had anything to do with Lyndsay Gill and his car was just after he (the real Lyndsay) left for Aus.

He left his old Volvo outside my house and gave me the keys telling
me it was mine, unfortunately he parked it in such a way that it was an obstruction and I had to repark it. Having not passed my test at the time it was a gamble to get behind the wheel but hell I was only going to back it up about 4 yards.

Next thing I know the lamp post outside the house is laying flat on the ground, thanks to a Norris Coleesque neighbour the police quickly arrived and I got done for no licence, no insurance and had to pay £160.00 for a new lamp post.

TRUE STORY!

don't mention cars & Lyndsay Gill to me!

with 17 year old provisional driver on my insurance its important to get a low ins group car. Hey I could always not bother with insurance and just nick a car off someone elses drive. How do folk get away with it

Only teasing old pal, its a Golf

I knew you were Al. No offence taken.

Sue...sorry to hear of your misfortune...I was on nights on Thursday, and we were busy just up the road in Woodlesford where 2 cars were stolen from an address, along with another one from Great Preston. Due to some excellent teamwork, we recovered all 3 within a couple of hours, and even managed to get one of the thieving little scumbags locked up. Unfortunately we were not aware of your motors going walk-about. I am assuming that they got in by snapping the lock on the patio-doors ?? This is the favourite trick at the moment, and is all too easy to do unfortunately... as TRB can also testify !!!!
The best crime prevention advice I can offer people (a bit late for you Sue I know), is ALWAYS set the alarm on a night (if you have one obviously !!), put the car in the garage if you can, and take the car keys upstairs with you, 'cos without them, they cannot drive your car away !!

And if you're big and ugly enough leave a note in the kitchen saying "car keys upstairs, come and get them if you dare!"

Horrible, cowardly little scrotes, I'd have their legs chopped off at the knees!

You can't sat that, it may offend them and they have human rights don't you know.

I'd chop their legs of just below the ears

Sensible policies for a happier Britain!!!!

I think that human rights should always be followed up by human lefts!!!!

Oh.....dear....

Catch a lift from Ted on his way to the HMRC meeting

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Serves you right for living in Cas.

I think you will find she lives in Wakefield as far as I know

Think or know, which is it? and dont try to blag your way out by having a guess either

Oh and I do know because me and my dad ued to knock on their door and runaway.

Feline lives in Wakefield!

Is Cas in Wakefield?

OK,

When looking at a map of the Wakefield District, Feline lives no where near Cas and does not live in Cas or Featherstone, Knottingley etc....

They're all at the wrong side of the former power station site.

We should know that anything with mops in the user name that they know best

OK,
Without looking at a map, if she turned right at the end of her road because its too posh to call them streets where she lives

carries on and eventually turns right down NM lane she will come into Cas and only travelled on 2 seperate roads, it can't be that far away then can it?

Read my reply to Clan please before you start with the insults, I know exactly where the lady lives, my initial post was simply a dig at a Cas fan what just happened to be doing a spot of mischief making on here hth

btw not all the mopsey clan(sorry no pun intended Richard) are shall we say house husbands and spend all our time in the pub sampling the local hospitality