I would play anywhere for Wakey as well but i am 48 and slightly overweight still it seems that is all you look for......he is shockingly bad. As for the pull the bloody ale bit........sorry mate i dont understand what that means

Didn't take you long did it?

If he wants a plank, I'm sure you'll help him out

Arundal seemed to have put some timber on, didn't seem a svelte like when he first went to Hull.
Let's hope a full pre season for the first time in 3 years will get him back to prove noise he showed at Cas and made Hull make a move for him.
On a different note, one player I wouldn't mind from Hull is Jordan Thompson.

A plank of wood you say. I understand he is very poplar with his team mates, and goes under the nan of walnut because he's a hard nut to cracking. . I think he will make a good pear ING. Some say he's the cherry on the cake while others would prefer if he was a little alder. Just hope he can stay and not pine for Cas.

Tell you what lampyboy if quality of our signings don't improve they'll defiantly be on new contracts at the end of next season ffs , if arundle 6 2 I'll stand drop of new york