This is just a bit of fun, but today I was reading my 9 year old's school project on Australia. I looked through his version of famous Aussies, and two of the list were Ned Kelly ( aussie outlaw steel suit and lots of guns) and Billy Slater.

The section on Billy Slater was very interesting and the following is a direct copy of what he wrote.

"Billy Slater is my best player, he is 26 like Ned Kelly was when he died. I know that Billy does not play in Steel shorts, and the police dont want to kill him, so that is good for sky sports rugby"

absolute class

I note that your 9 year old has a better command of English and knows more about Rugby than you already.

How is the back ?

Very good.

better than my command of the Englund Lanwidge, but still hurts like hell !