Wikileaks has revealed that Keighley directors will be trying a revolutionary new interview technique to choose their next coach:

The first test will be a rapping contest between contenders and it’s rumoured that first up will be Peter Roe v Stanley Gene.

The final test involves a catwalk a G string and thigh length high heeled boots. The mole would not reveal any more details but commented "we're going to sell tickets for this one"

The mole reported that this ensures that the participants can not only talk the talk but also walk the walk.

…. I’ll get my coat.








Always look on the bright side

Standards must have fallen at WikiLeaks since Julian Assange got nicked.

I heard it was going to be a Prizefighter style boxing biff tournament involving Brendan Hill, Joe Grima, Ronnie Laughton and Neil Spencer.

Apparently Obeone was going to be appointed special guest referee to ensure impartiality.

Goosey and Rach have already put their names forward to be the skantily clad ring card girls.

...tickets are no doubt selling like hot cakes.
Naturally, the bar will be open and there will be a guest real ale.

Not yet Mick, they're waiting for the ticket design to be approved by the RFL and then it has to be printed in China.

Should be onsale about 3 days after the event.

I am up for it.. Dont know if anyone else will be!!

It’s funny because the tickets [iare[/i hot cakes – it saves on providing supper and printing costs.

There are three real ales from local micro breweries under consideration. I wonder which one will be chosen?

Good News
A really excellent brew but in very short supply. Nice hoppy flavour with fruity undertones and leaves a clean edge to the pallet. Gets everyone feeling full of good cheer, an ideal glug for Christmas.

Fickle Fans Fanfare
This appears to be in abundant supply, rather loud and cloudy with a cloying aroma leaving a bitter taste in the mouth.

The Great Pretender
Starts off with real verve, and flavour but ends on notes as flat as week old lambrusco.

What about Gary Thornton???

I think the club will get some intresting applications for this job

Bramald and Barraclough are at first thought and you feel they would apply

From a personal Point of view Id love one of the Following who are coaching in Australia I know theres no chance of them coming back but Woody or Rammy would be my choice

But seriously

Im not saying who id like as coach im just thinking of names who might apply

1. Jon Sharp is looking for a job and I feel he might apply
2. Martin Crompton is desperate to back in coaching
3. Jason Demetriou - It wasnt that long ago when he said he wants to be a player coach in the championship
4. Drad Drew for the same reason as Demetriou
5. Joe Berry - Ex Cougar, learnt his trade under another Ex Cougar Harrison maybe he might want to step up a level?

Looking wider and more less likely but not imposible they wont apply

1. Jason Lee - Ex Cougar at BDH might want to step up to the pro level and with links to cougar park he might think about it
2. Brian Noble - Might sound like a potty idea - But being a Bradfordian Keighley is not far away and a short jourey, It seems there would be no avenue for a job in domestic rugby league for him (dont know how Union or NRL discussions have gone but if there dead in the water maybe just maybe hed give it some thought)

Pretty good list.

I can't see Noble happening though, not in a million years. We couldn't possibly afford him.

Devastated,but why Wales.........effing sheep sha??ers

Heard a rumour Jason Demetriou has applied for coach

To be fair, you obviously have a strong case for overpaid but Hanley did get Doncaster to their first ever 2 finals in their 60 year history and promotion for the first time since 1994 so hardly did zilch.

Just you wait 'til I tell my old man that Steve.

With him being born in Newport and all that!

1) They are superleague, and whatever you think about them it's every sportsmans ambition to be at the top.

2) He played for Wales alongside Harris.

Interesting list.

Can't see the ex Cougars coming back from Aus - life's too good out there.

Noble and sharp would not have their mind on the job with a "small club" - too busy looking for better job opportunities.

Would not want Joe Berry in a million years - said some very unpleasant things about the club.

We all await with bated breath.

Once again we live in interesting times

What about Peter Roe? I think he would come back given the chance.

Peter has some interesting views on Rugby league and is not afraid to speak his mind but that is sometimes counter productive.

He is good at spotting talent and I am sure he would give it his all but I would prefer someone who can give a fresh look at the club.

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Its not demetriou hes gone to york as a player

So, -4 for the crusaders when keighley were slammed with -9, wonder what barrys take is on that?

4,6,9,does it really matter.With no P&R its almost irrelevent

4,6,9,does it really matter.With no P&R its almost irrelevent

computer problem

The oaf on the end of the mouse is still pi55ed from last night.

Huge congratulations to Barry on this appointement and very much deserved.

Always approachable, always pleasant and 100% committed to the Couggrrr cause. A true professional.

All the very best Barry


Kind Regards

Jim

Awwwww, you big fluffy bunny.

(but well said)