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Which sided full back. Indeed short of a striker. We have Heskey, Rooney & Crouch, target me who like to drop abit deeper to get the ball. Then we have Defoe who is a little speedster. We need another one like him imo, just that bit better.

To be honest he's not let us down so far. Rafa's a man who pays attention to detail, probably too much to be honest, give him a year under Rafa and he'll probably be a better defender. Although having Dirk Kuyt in front of him should help a lot.

It makes me laugh how Johnson's getting a lot of criticism, though, you can't expect him to keep every cross out so when they come in, where the phuck was Terry marking Eduardo? When Johnson took Eduardo out, why was Terry dragged in so much? Johnson was on his own marking two people at the far post.

As said, all Johnson really needs to do is get closer to players, like Cashley does, he seems to just wait for them to do something, when really, he should be in there snapping at his heels by the time he takes a first touch, forcing the error.

I can see how you have misread that. In reality, I picked the name of a team off the top of my head and went for them. Do I vvank (great use of the v's there) over Fabregas, Villa and Casillias as well then? No.

BTW, I would hope England beat Spain a million times over with hopefully Torres getting sent off in the 1st minute. Does that help, numbnuts?

He is. He's just picked on past reputation. His ego needs to be stroked.

I remember leaving Wembley two years ago feeling utterly dejected, surrounded by chants of 'Steve McClaren is a '. Fast forward to last night and it was a little surreal. Superb atmosphere, superb performance.

Time to start looking for some flights to South Africa!

The England womens team are fighting bravely to a thrashing by Germany.

The goalkeeper for England has been terrible, she should be punished. I'll do it for them



Who is the bitter lesbian commentator? She's terrible, so so bitchy!

England 2 Germany 6. I have no idea if the commentator is a lesbian ( did you cause her to turn lesbian



? ). How would you punish the goalie ? Poor lass.

There's the odd bit of reasonable skill, but most of the play is something like under 15's boys standard.

Why are you watching then ? Just to laugh at them ? They've got somewhere unlike the male team have managed which is a final.

I didn't watch for very long to be fair.

I've just flicked over now and it's the presentation, no shock to see Platini smiling as we've lost, he really really really hates us.

Fabio and myself disagree with you.

And me.

So we still up for a pint in the Lion?
Fab says he'll be about 20 minutes late

Remember that SWP isn't invited.

From the sound of her, I think it was Sue Smith.

Fab's ringing him with the news.

She's more mild than bitter.

I blame the BBC. They showed loads of games in 2005, don't think they showed one this year, especially any of the England ones until the final itself.

Bad BBC!

A preview to next year's World Cup. On all regions except Wales & Scotland where the programme will be replaced by the film, Out of Africa.

I doubt it since Sue Smith was on the England bench.

To be expected really. There are probably a lot more U15 boys playing than women of all ages.

Three Mancs and three Scousers are travelling by train to a football match in London. At the station, the three Scousers each buy a ticket and watch as the three Mancs buy just one ticket between them.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Scousers. "Watch and learn," answers one of the Mancs.

They all board the train. The Scousers take their respective seats but all three Mancs cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor arrives to collect the tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The Scousers are mightily impressed by this, so after the game, they decide to copy the Mancs on the return trip and save some money.

When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip...To their astonishment, the Mancs don't buy a ticket at all !!

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed Scouser.
"Watch and learn..." says one Manc.

When they board the train the three Scousers cram into a toilet and soon after the three Mancs pile into another nearby. The train departs.

Shortly afterwards, one of the Mancs leaves the toilet and sneaks across to the toilet where the Scousers are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please.."